1 00:00:36,021 --> 00:00:46,021 Translation and subtitles by PEPPER and LALASPAIN *** SONG LIVES FOR EVER *** 2 00:00:55,677 --> 00:00:58,771 Good afternoon, freshmen, 3 00:00:58,847 --> 00:01:02,146 freshwomen and, uh, people of freshness. 4 00:01:02,217 --> 00:01:05,948 Welcome to Stratford University's freshman orientation. 5 00:01:06,021 --> 00:01:08,956 I'm your tour guide, Darryl Witherspoon. 6 00:01:09,024 --> 00:01:11,788 I got another tour group in about a half hour, so let's get to tourin'. 7 00:01:11,860 --> 00:01:14,260 Come on. Come on. Speed walk. Speed walk. 8 00:01:14,329 --> 00:01:17,264 It's good for your soul. That's it. You got it. 9 00:01:19,768 --> 00:01:22,794 So, as an economics major, 10 00:01:22,871 --> 00:01:25,305 this is where I spend the majority of my time. 11 00:01:25,374 --> 00:01:29,003 And thanks to Stratford University's top-notch financial aid program... 12 00:01:29,077 --> 00:01:34,879 Bullshit... I spend the rest of my time giving tours, working food services... 13 00:01:34,950 --> 00:01:38,044 and delivering campus mail. 14 00:01:38,120 --> 00:01:41,556 Now, this package has brought us to the administration building. 15 00:01:41,623 --> 00:01:45,753 And here, encased in this glass... No, it's not Superfly's pimp cane. 16 00:01:45,827 --> 00:01:50,127 This is the Truman Scepter. This next package will be taking us... 17 00:01:50,198 --> 00:01:52,826 to the neuropsychology building. 18 00:01:52,901 --> 00:01:56,029 Let's go. Neuropsychology. Let's go. 19 00:01:56,104 --> 00:01:58,402 - Let's go. Here you go. - Hold that for me. Thanks, baby. 20 00:01:58,473 --> 00:02:01,567 Hey, we're gonna stop over at the cafeteria and bust a little suds. 21 00:02:01,643 --> 00:02:04,043 Girls wash. Guys dry. Whoo! 22 00:02:04,112 --> 00:02:07,604 And here we have Stratford University's prizewinning... 23 00:02:07,683 --> 00:02:10,311 neuropsychology department. 24 00:02:10,385 --> 00:02:14,515 Oh, I just wanted to thank you all for helping me out with my campus maintenance duties. 25 00:02:14,589 --> 00:02:18,025 I think it's a beautiful thing. But remember, 26 00:02:18,093 --> 00:02:20,721 plastic goes in the blue, paper in the green. 27 00:02:20,796 --> 00:02:23,230 Be back in a jiff. Whoo! 28 00:02:25,901 --> 00:02:29,428 Hello? 29 00:02:29,504 --> 00:02:33,497 Dr. Wheedon? Got a package for you. 30 00:02:33,575 --> 00:02:37,170 Um, right there's fine. 31 00:02:37,245 --> 00:02:39,645 Thank you. 32 00:02:39,715 --> 00:02:43,082 Wow. That little fellow glows in the dark, huh? 33 00:02:43,151 --> 00:02:45,585 I wish the ones at my mom's house would glow in the dark. 34 00:02:45,654 --> 00:02:47,679 Um... 35 00:02:49,191 --> 00:02:51,625 Thank you. 36 00:02:56,031 --> 00:02:58,795 There's a building, building, building. 37 00:02:58,867 --> 00:03:01,631 That building's old. That building got windows. 38 00:03:01,703 --> 00:03:06,640 And here we are, back at Albert Lovett Library. 39 00:03:06,708 --> 00:03:11,236 And that, my friends, is the end of your tour. 40 00:03:11,313 --> 00:03:16,615 And the beginning of yours. Welcome. 41 00:03:16,685 --> 00:03:20,280 Gaining 13 and three quarters, utilities up about a fifth of a point. 42 00:03:20,355 --> 00:03:23,654 - And the big-board composite up.6 and 45236. 43 00:03:23,725 --> 00:03:27,354 - There were over 115 million shares traded on the big board. 44 00:03:27,429 --> 00:03:30,023 - Yeah. - Hi. Darryl? 45 00:03:30,098 --> 00:03:32,259 Hey, Ma. How you doin'? 46 00:03:32,334 --> 00:03:34,768 Oh, same old, same old. Blase, blase. 47 00:03:34,836 --> 00:03:38,169 The kids are drivin' me crazy, stove don't work and the roaches are gettin' attitude. 48 00:03:38,240 --> 00:03:40,572 So, when do you start your new job on Wall Street? 49 00:03:40,642 --> 00:03:42,837 Well, I don't exactly have the job. 50 00:03:42,911 --> 00:03:45,573 There's a lot of competition for that Smythe-Bates job. 51 00:03:45,647 --> 00:03:48,673 My oldest son is gonna starve. 52 00:03:48,750 --> 00:03:51,810 - I'm not going to starve. - How are you gonna pay your tuition? 53 00:03:51,887 --> 00:03:54,412 Ma, I'll just get another job, okay? 54 00:03:54,489 --> 00:03:56,923 Well, you know, I didn't want to say anything, 55 00:03:56,992 --> 00:03:59,358 but they threatened to turn off the gas. 56 00:03:59,428 --> 00:04:02,454 Just send me the bill. How much is it? 57 00:04:02,531 --> 00:04:05,591 - $223. - Damn, what you cookin'? 58 00:04:05,667 --> 00:04:09,535 Well, baby, we got to eat. And you know I like to cook everything down nice and slow. 59 00:04:09,604 --> 00:04:12,198 - You know. - Uh, just send it, Ma. 60 00:04:12,274 --> 00:04:14,469 I didn't wanna tell you this, 61 00:04:14,543 --> 00:04:18,138 but, uh, you know I'm front-runner for that Smythe-Bates job. 62 00:04:18,213 --> 00:04:20,340 I'm so proud of you. 63 00:04:20,415 --> 00:04:23,282 And the job pays $60,000 a year. 64 00:04:23,351 --> 00:04:27,947 - Oh, baby. - So, you, Darius, Lyndell, Brandon and April... 65 00:04:28,023 --> 00:04:30,491 Y'all don't have to worry. 66 00:04:30,559 --> 00:04:34,051 I love you, Darryl. 67 00:04:40,769 --> 00:04:43,203 Hello? 68 00:04:43,271 --> 00:04:47,071 This is the Stratford University tuition office. May I speak to Darryl Witherspoon? 69 00:04:47,142 --> 00:04:50,873 Uh, no, uh, Darryl's not with us anymore. 70 00:04:50,946 --> 00:04:53,471 He, uh, he die. 71 00:04:53,548 --> 00:04:57,609 - Oh, I'm so sorry. - Yeah, th-they killed my baby. 72 00:04:57,686 --> 00:04:59,881 He got involved with that whole East Coast/West Coast thing, 73 00:04:59,955 --> 00:05:03,220 and being that he is from Chicago, they both banged on him. 74 00:05:07,329 --> 00:05:10,890 Hi. Darryl Witherspoon. 75 00:05:27,983 --> 00:05:31,077 Sammy Davis, Jr. Jr. 76 00:05:41,296 --> 00:05:44,561 Lza Kill D. Wipe. Thank you. 77 00:05:48,203 --> 00:05:53,368 I am Ishmael Achmel Mohammed Hach-tooey... 78 00:06:06,621 --> 00:06:09,556 Ooh! 79 00:06:13,995 --> 00:06:16,190 Have you donated sperm before? 80 00:06:16,264 --> 00:06:18,994 - Yeah. - Uh-huh. And you're familiar with the procedure? 81 00:06:19,067 --> 00:06:21,262 Well, I've been doing it since I was 12. 82 00:06:21,336 --> 00:06:25,568 The payment procedure. Fifty dollars upon procurement of the sperm. 83 00:06:25,640 --> 00:06:30,942 Cool. Um, do you have any of those procurement aids? 84 00:06:31,012 --> 00:06:34,709 Oh, certainly. Dirty, Beaver Hunt, Big Butt. 85 00:06:34,783 --> 00:06:36,683 - Damn! - Bondage Cheerleaders. 86 00:06:44,492 --> 00:06:46,426 Ooh, four. 87 00:06:46,494 --> 00:06:49,952 I'm good for one more. Just give me somethin' really freaky. 88 00:06:50,031 --> 00:06:53,626 - Like some Siamese midget twins menaging a goat or somethin'. - Okay. 89 00:06:55,804 --> 00:06:58,773 Ah, what's up? What's happenin', my man? 90 00:06:58,840 --> 00:07:00,933 - Hey. - Got some more hair for you. 91 00:07:01,009 --> 00:07:04,137 Hey, look man, I can't do nothin' with them naps. You're back too soon. 92 00:07:04,212 --> 00:07:07,113 - Come on, man. I need this money, man. - I can't help you. 93 00:07:07,182 --> 00:07:10,447 Please. Come on, man. Hey, brother, look. I got some real good hair for you, man. 94 00:07:10,518 --> 00:07:12,247 - Look at the bush. - Hey, look. 95 00:07:12,320 --> 00:07:14,254 - It ain't that kind of party, man, hey. - Come on. Look, brother. 96 00:07:14,322 --> 00:07:16,950 - I'll throw in the ass hair for free. - Step! 97 00:07:22,697 --> 00:07:26,997 Oh, hey, dog. Landlord came by again, looking for your part of the rent. 98 00:07:27,068 --> 00:07:30,037 - God, it must be nice having a... - A hockey scholarship? 99 00:07:30,105 --> 00:07:33,734 Look, I'm not in the guilt game, all right? My heart is light. 100 00:07:33,808 --> 00:07:37,209 - What's with the X? - That's, uh... That's a symbol of my pledge. 101 00:07:37,278 --> 00:07:39,269 See, I'm denying myself certain pleasures, eh? 102 00:07:39,347 --> 00:07:41,338 Eating meat. Drinking alcohol. Sex. 103 00:07:41,416 --> 00:07:44,852 - Sex? - Yeah, all forms of sex. 104 00:07:44,919 --> 00:07:47,979 Consider this. Without pain and deprivation, 105 00:07:48,056 --> 00:07:52,015 one can never experience true pleasure. 106 00:07:52,093 --> 00:07:55,927 You know, this is just like when you converted to Buddhism freshman year. 107 00:07:55,997 --> 00:08:01,025 Uh-huh? Then you went premed, then Republican and then the Tony Robbins tapes. 108 00:08:01,102 --> 00:08:03,730 And let's not forget your little bisexual stage. 109 00:08:03,805 --> 00:08:08,003 Well, that just lasted two hours. Well, two and a half. 110 00:08:08,076 --> 00:08:11,978 You try watchin' Brad Pitt in Interview With A Vampire and not feel a little conflicted. 111 00:08:12,047 --> 00:08:16,381 Look, man, all I'm sayin'... pick an obsession, stay with it. 112 00:08:16,451 --> 00:08:18,214 - All right? - Mmm. 113 00:08:18,286 --> 00:08:22,017 Okay, what's the new chiming sound? 114 00:08:22,090 --> 00:08:25,218 Oh, uh, that's my Prince Albert. 115 00:08:25,293 --> 00:08:27,921 - A what? - Yeah, I got a piercing through my urethra. 116 00:08:27,996 --> 00:08:31,432 And I run a chain from that to my scrotum. 117 00:08:31,499 --> 00:08:34,297 Listen. 118 00:08:34,369 --> 00:08:36,860 Ohh. 119 00:08:39,107 --> 00:08:42,702 With piercing, uh, it's about pain and pleasure. 120 00:08:42,777 --> 00:08:46,873 Like you, for instance, right? You got that inner pain, that hunger for success. 121 00:08:46,948 --> 00:08:51,885 And when you get it, it's gonna be all the more sweet, dog. 122 00:09:02,497 --> 00:09:06,763 Hello, Darryl. Runnin' low on bacon bits over here. 123 00:09:06,835 --> 00:09:09,235 - Hi, Scott. - No emergency. 124 00:09:09,304 --> 00:09:11,272 Just somethin' to keep in the back of your head. 125 00:09:11,339 --> 00:09:14,570 Oh, well, thank you for the pork report. Appreciate it. 126 00:09:14,642 --> 00:09:17,270 - You going up for that Smythe-Bates job? - Oh, yeah. 127 00:09:17,345 --> 00:09:20,314 I'm kind of the pace car in this Employment 500. 128 00:09:20,381 --> 00:09:25,785 3.8 G.P.A. Varsity sailing. Kappa House social chairman. 129 00:09:25,854 --> 00:09:29,119 Your dad runs the third-largest bank in Manhattan. 130 00:09:29,190 --> 00:09:31,454 Oh, yeah, and that. Right. 131 00:09:32,527 --> 00:09:35,655 ♪ Ahh-Ahh-Ahh ♪ 132 00:09:35,730 --> 00:09:39,359 ♪ Ahh-Ahh-Ahh ♪ 133 00:09:39,434 --> 00:09:43,666 - ♪ Ahh-Ahh-Ahh ♪ - Ooh, lookie, lookie, Darryl sees a cookie. 134 00:09:43,738 --> 00:09:47,606 - ♪ Ahh-Ahh-Ahh ♪ - Is that Hidden Valley? 135 00:09:47,675 --> 00:09:51,202 Or are you just happy to see me? 136 00:09:51,279 --> 00:09:55,147 ♪ Ahh-Ahh-Ahh ♪ 137 00:09:55,216 --> 00:09:57,878 - ♪ Ahh-Ahh-Ahh ♪♪ - Uh, ah, da... 138 00:10:00,221 --> 00:10:02,553 Smythe-Bates has long enjoyed a reputation... 139 00:10:02,624 --> 00:10:05,058 as one of the world's premier investment firms. 140 00:10:05,126 --> 00:10:10,029 That is why each year we choose our new junior analysts with tremendous care. 141 00:10:10,098 --> 00:10:12,999 The Smythe-Bates man or woman has a high G.P.A., 142 00:10:13,067 --> 00:10:17,834 a record of athletic achievement and ties of tradition to our firm through some... 143 00:10:17,906 --> 00:10:20,466 of the more prominent fraternal organizations on campus. 144 00:10:20,542 --> 00:10:24,410 Because we regard the junior analyst position not as a stopping point, 145 00:10:24,479 --> 00:10:27,039 but as a stepping stone to greatness. 146 00:10:29,250 --> 00:10:32,913 Now, class, I would like for you to extend a very warm welcome to my old friend, 147 00:10:32,987 --> 00:10:36,047 Mr. Randall Tyson of Smythe-Bates Brokers. 148 00:10:36,124 --> 00:10:40,026 - Randall? - Thank you, Professor Engel. Good to see you. 149 00:10:40,094 --> 00:10:45,293 Uh, well, this old room holds many memories for me. 150 00:10:45,366 --> 00:10:49,996 - I logged quite a bit of nap time in that back row. 151 00:10:50,071 --> 00:10:53,871 I sincerely wish that we had a place for all of you, 152 00:10:53,942 --> 00:10:55,967 but that's not the case. 153 00:10:56,044 --> 00:11:00,037 Five of you will be chosen, and out of the five finalists, 154 00:11:00,114 --> 00:11:03,709 the student who most closely resembles the ideal employee... 155 00:11:03,785 --> 00:11:08,347 will be chosen for the position of junior analyst at Smythe-Bates. 156 00:11:08,423 --> 00:11:10,516 Good luck to all of you. 157 00:11:10,592 --> 00:11:14,858 All right, class, in the case study that we were examining last week... 158 00:11:14,929 --> 00:11:17,830 Now, the markets are up, but consumer spending... 159 00:11:17,899 --> 00:11:20,299 and corporate profit margins are down. 160 00:11:20,368 --> 00:11:25,431 - Now, how would the social planner remedy this, huh? - - Ooh! 161 00:11:25,506 --> 00:11:27,940 - Sir? - Downsize the labor force. 162 00:11:28,009 --> 00:11:30,569 - What? - This increases profit, and the resulting price cuts... 163 00:11:30,645 --> 00:11:33,113 stimulate consumer spending. 164 00:11:33,181 --> 00:11:38,209 - Yo, difference of opinion here. - Uh, Mr. Witherspoon... and we can do without the yo-ing... 165 00:11:38,286 --> 00:11:41,483 What he's sayin' is let's help people by firing them. 166 00:11:41,556 --> 00:11:45,287 Now, this seems to me, ebonically speaking, whack. 167 00:11:45,360 --> 00:11:48,557 Perhaps Darryl does have a special insight into the blue collar, 168 00:11:48,630 --> 00:11:52,726 or, should I say, hairnet mentality. 169 00:11:52,800 --> 00:11:54,893 Oh! 170 00:11:54,969 --> 00:11:57,802 Look... Wicks Morton Industrials, okay? 171 00:11:57,872 --> 00:12:02,673 In 1988, their wages exceeded their profit margins, but instead of firing people, 172 00:12:02,744 --> 00:12:07,010 what they did was they offered employee contracts with wage givebacks. 173 00:12:07,081 --> 00:12:12,348 And guess what. Their employees spent 50 percent more than they did the previous year. 174 00:12:12,420 --> 00:12:15,480 Now, what that proves is what the average Joe on the street already knows. 175 00:12:15,556 --> 00:12:18,821 The more money they have, the more money they can spend. 176 00:12:18,893 --> 00:12:22,693 He's absolutely right. Wicks Morton did do the right thing by their employees. 177 00:12:22,764 --> 00:12:26,757 But then again, instead of laying off workers, they took out a $20 million loan... 178 00:12:26,834 --> 00:12:29,997 from a certain bank here in Manhattan, and from what I hear, 179 00:12:30,071 --> 00:12:32,665 - From your dad? - They're on the verge of defaulting. 180 00:12:32,740 --> 00:12:37,541 So what happens to your average workin' Joe when Wicks Morton goes down? 181 00:12:37,612 --> 00:12:39,637 I don't think they're gonna end up in the checkout line. 182 00:12:39,714 --> 00:12:42,649 I think it's gonna be the unemployment line. 183 00:12:42,717 --> 00:12:46,380 And the president of the company is gonna be right there with them. 184 00:12:48,756 --> 00:12:52,385 Ebonically speaking, you don't know shit. 185 00:12:53,962 --> 00:12:57,125 Dare I say, you're out of your league. 186 00:13:03,771 --> 00:13:07,434 Darryl, although carrying water is technically an aerobic activity, 187 00:13:07,508 --> 00:13:11,842 - it does not qualify you to play college-level hockey. 188 00:13:11,913 --> 00:13:15,041 Coach, please. Look, I need this time. Please, Coach. 189 00:13:15,116 --> 00:13:18,051 Look, I'm just a brother from the hood with a simple dream to play hockey. 190 00:13:18,119 --> 00:13:20,053 Don't make me turn to drugs or gangs... 191 00:13:20,121 --> 00:13:22,612 LaFlour! 192 00:13:24,625 --> 00:13:29,324 - He's on your team. - Just following through, Coach! 193 00:13:29,397 --> 00:13:32,230 - Yeah. Sure, Tim. - Hey, Tim. 194 00:13:32,300 --> 00:13:34,666 When was the last time you had sex? 195 00:13:34,736 --> 00:13:37,705 - Why? - You're just a little jumpy, that's all. 196 00:13:37,772 --> 00:13:41,003 Hey, can you do me a favor? 197 00:13:41,075 --> 00:13:44,374 Can you please talk to the coach and try and get me some time on the ice? 198 00:13:44,445 --> 00:13:48,040 I need a sport, or I'm not gonna get the Smythe-Bates job. 199 00:13:48,116 --> 00:13:51,176 Please. I need it for my family, man. 200 00:13:51,252 --> 00:13:53,413 Right, yeah, I'll talk to Coach for ya, eh? 201 00:13:53,488 --> 00:13:55,888 Thanks, Tim. 202 00:13:55,957 --> 00:13:58,858 Uh, these things are too tight! 203 00:14:06,034 --> 00:14:08,935 Nice shot! 204 00:14:10,471 --> 00:14:12,405 The outside! 205 00:14:17,979 --> 00:14:20,812 Come on. Come on. 206 00:14:22,450 --> 00:14:25,442 Wait. Wait. 207 00:14:33,561 --> 00:14:36,291 Uh, wait! 208 00:14:36,364 --> 00:14:40,232 Uh, oh... Oh, my ass! 209 00:14:44,172 --> 00:14:46,402 Wait. My sack, my sack, my sack! 210 00:14:48,810 --> 00:14:51,142 Hip-Hup-Zip-Hup! Freshmen. 211 00:14:51,212 --> 00:14:54,238 - Hey, what's up? I got somethin' to show you, eh! - I don't wanna see it. 212 00:14:54,315 --> 00:14:56,442 No, no, no. You know how I always lose my apartment key, right? 213 00:14:56,517 --> 00:14:59,077 I always lose it. But look... look wh... 214 00:14:59,153 --> 00:15:02,088 It's new. I call it my key to happiness. 215 00:15:02,156 --> 00:15:05,853 Oh, my God. You know what you are? You're a freak show. 216 00:15:05,927 --> 00:15:10,091 Hey, the landlord called again. I'm worried about you, right? 217 00:15:10,164 --> 00:15:13,531 Don't worry about it, dog. I'll get the rent. 218 00:15:13,601 --> 00:15:16,627 Hey, it's all good, dog. Listen, you may not have faith in fate. 219 00:15:16,704 --> 00:15:19,468 But, my man, fate has faith in you. 220 00:15:27,482 --> 00:15:31,885 Welcome. You are here to participate in the first round of human testing... 221 00:15:31,953 --> 00:15:34,012 of Protocol 563. 222 00:15:34,088 --> 00:15:37,353 You'll be the first people to take this drug. 223 00:15:37,425 --> 00:15:42,328 Federal regulations require me to list all possible side effects of this experiment. 224 00:15:42,396 --> 00:15:47,231 Please listen carefully. This drug has not been shown to be toxic in rats... 225 00:15:47,301 --> 00:15:52,000 and should be similarly nontoxic in human beings, theoretically. 226 00:15:52,073 --> 00:15:56,032 Potential side effects may include nausea, 227 00:15:56,110 --> 00:15:58,806 insomnia, headaches, 228 00:15:58,880 --> 00:16:02,179 flaking of the scalp, intestinal cramping, 229 00:16:02,250 --> 00:16:05,981 constipation, rectal burning, 230 00:16:06,053 --> 00:16:10,149 rectal itching, rectal swelling... 231 00:16:11,792 --> 00:16:13,555 and dizziness. 232 00:16:13,628 --> 00:16:17,496 - Sir? - Yes. 233 00:16:17,565 --> 00:16:21,501 - Did you hear me? - Yeah. Rectal itchin'. No problem. 234 00:16:21,569 --> 00:16:24,663 - And you are willing to participate? - It's paying, right? 235 00:16:27,175 --> 00:16:32,272 This is a model of the drug we've created here. 236 00:16:32,346 --> 00:16:34,814 It is designed to increase the senses... 237 00:16:34,882 --> 00:16:39,182 far beyond levels ever experienced by a human being before. 238 00:16:39,253 --> 00:16:41,187 Are you following this? 239 00:16:41,255 --> 00:16:44,019 Yeah. What are you sayin'? I'll be able to see better? 240 00:16:44,091 --> 00:16:47,618 - Like an eagle. - How 'bout my hearin'? 241 00:16:47,695 --> 00:16:52,598 - Ultrasonic. - Taste, smell and feelin' too? 242 00:16:52,667 --> 00:16:56,626 The five senses will be magnified ten times over. 243 00:16:56,704 --> 00:17:02,142 Wow. Supersenses. 244 00:17:05,079 --> 00:17:07,104 This is the drug. 245 00:17:07,181 --> 00:17:10,207 How you take it is of the utmost importance. 246 00:17:10,284 --> 00:17:14,744 You must take exactly six cc's every single day. 247 00:17:14,822 --> 00:17:18,417 And you must inject it into the buttocks. 248 00:17:18,492 --> 00:17:22,656 - These are your instructions. - How much do I get paid? 249 00:17:22,730 --> 00:17:26,894 You must also take it when your serotonin levels are at their lowest, 250 00:17:26,968 --> 00:17:28,902 just before you go to bed. 251 00:17:28,970 --> 00:17:30,961 How much do I get paid? 252 00:17:31,038 --> 00:17:35,975 If and when your senses become heightened, 253 00:17:36,043 --> 00:17:40,571 the initial phase will be disorienting and disturbing. 254 00:17:45,086 --> 00:17:47,816 Deep breathing may help. 255 00:17:47,888 --> 00:17:51,415 - Are there any questions? - How much do I get paid? 256 00:17:51,492 --> 00:17:54,655 Um, well, since you're the only person, 257 00:17:54,729 --> 00:17:58,927 after the experiment's over, you get $3,000. 258 00:17:59,000 --> 00:18:01,025 $3,000? 259 00:18:01,102 --> 00:18:05,766 Whoo! $3,000. 260 00:18:05,840 --> 00:18:09,742 Doctor, look, for $3,000... 261 00:18:09,810 --> 00:18:12,301 you can inject me with the Ebola virus, okay? 262 00:18:12,380 --> 00:18:15,042 $3,000. 263 00:18:15,116 --> 00:18:19,951 Doctor, for $3,000, I'm gonna be your little Outbreak monkey, okay? 264 00:18:24,825 --> 00:18:27,157 Hey what's with all the bongs and the booze? 265 00:18:27,228 --> 00:18:29,162 Going to a party at Rick James' house? 266 00:18:29,230 --> 00:18:32,791 No, just doin' a little winter cleaning, purifying the apartment, eh? 267 00:18:32,867 --> 00:18:36,496 Oh, that sounds fine. Me, I'm gonna go in there, eat a little pig, 268 00:18:36,570 --> 00:18:38,902 smoke a little crack, masturbate a little bit. 269 00:18:38,973 --> 00:18:41,942 - Care to join me? - No, all I'm doing tonight is soaking... 270 00:18:42,009 --> 00:18:44,603 little limp Timmy in some rubbing alcohol. 271 00:18:44,679 --> 00:18:47,307 - Oh. - Turns out the Prince Albert was a bad idea. 272 00:18:47,381 --> 00:18:51,511 Yeah, I could've told you that one. Hey, dude, I wanted to thank you, man. 273 00:18:51,585 --> 00:18:56,079 I got a little bit of time on the ice. I think my game is improving. 274 00:18:56,157 --> 00:19:00,389 Uh, about that, the thing is... I've been practicing how to say this all night, dog... 275 00:19:00,461 --> 00:19:02,656 'Cause the thing is, the last thing I would want to do is hurt your feelings, right? 276 00:19:02,730 --> 00:19:04,994 - You got your key? - Oh. 277 00:19:05,066 --> 00:19:08,035 'Cause sometimes, you know, sometimes when it comes to hockey, 278 00:19:08,102 --> 00:19:10,036 sometimes people suck. 279 00:19:10,104 --> 00:19:12,129 Look, I don't care, okay? 280 00:19:12,206 --> 00:19:14,834 The only reason I'm playing hockey or doin' this stupid frat... 281 00:19:14,909 --> 00:19:17,070 is to get the Smythe-Bates job. 282 00:19:17,144 --> 00:19:19,942 Oh, I know that. But to suck at hockey the way you suck, 283 00:19:20,014 --> 00:19:24,417 you know, suck the way that fat kids or old people might suck... I mean, you suck. 284 00:19:24,485 --> 00:19:27,750 Hey! I mean, you really suck. 285 00:19:27,822 --> 00:19:30,518 I mean, it's like, you know, you get on the ice and you're horrifying. 286 00:19:30,591 --> 00:19:32,718 - You just watch. You're like a hoser on there... - Would you give me that? 287 00:19:35,096 --> 00:19:36,791 I'm sorry. 288 00:19:45,306 --> 00:19:48,173 ♪ Do you wanna freak ♪ 289 00:19:48,242 --> 00:19:50,972 ♪ Do you wanna freak ♪ 290 00:19:51,045 --> 00:19:53,309 ♪ Do you wanna freak ♪ 291 00:19:53,381 --> 00:19:55,645 - ♪ Do you wanna freak ♪ - Damn. Mmm. 292 00:19:55,716 --> 00:19:59,243 ♪ I'm gonna freak it for ya ♪ 293 00:19:59,320 --> 00:20:01,914 - ♪ I'm gonna freak ♪ - Ooh, what's up, baby? 294 00:20:01,989 --> 00:20:04,549 ♪ Do you wanna freak ♪ 295 00:20:04,625 --> 00:20:07,150 ♪ Do you wanna freak ♪ ♪ 296 00:20:07,228 --> 00:20:10,163 Oh, man! 297 00:20:10,231 --> 00:20:12,961 Ooh, you like that? 298 00:20:14,068 --> 00:20:16,002 You wanna see some more of this later? 299 00:20:16,070 --> 00:20:19,062 Whoo! Hey, hey, you got pull around here, right? 300 00:20:19,140 --> 00:20:23,634 Hey, why don't you pledge me? I wanna be a Kappa. Come on, man. Pledge me. 301 00:20:23,711 --> 00:20:29,411 Look, you can beat me, spank me. Look, you could brand the inside of my crack. Please. 302 00:20:29,483 --> 00:20:31,474 Excuse me? 303 00:20:31,552 --> 00:20:36,012 Oh, no. I was just, um... I'm... Hi. 304 00:20:36,090 --> 00:20:38,149 You're high. Well, that would explain it. 305 00:20:38,225 --> 00:20:41,160 No, I'm not high as in, you know, high. 306 00:20:41,228 --> 00:20:43,287 I mean "hi" as in "hello." 307 00:20:43,364 --> 00:20:46,458 How are you? Hi. Darryl. 308 00:20:46,534 --> 00:20:49,094 Hey, I was wondering if maybe, you know, me and you could... 309 00:20:49,170 --> 00:20:53,197 Let me guess. Maybe we could get together a little later. 310 00:20:53,274 --> 00:20:55,265 Get to know each other a little better... 311 00:20:55,342 --> 00:20:57,503 over a glass of something with alcohol in it, right? 312 00:20:59,079 --> 00:21:02,105 If you don't drink, we could have a Yoo Hoo or somethin'. 313 00:21:03,417 --> 00:21:05,351 Janice. 314 00:21:06,487 --> 00:21:10,321 - Could I call you? - Maybe. 315 00:21:12,426 --> 00:21:14,519 - Witherspoon. - Hey, Scott. 316 00:21:14,595 --> 00:21:17,792 - Rushing as a senior, huh? - Hey, just trying to join a frat, man. 317 00:21:17,865 --> 00:21:20,231 - Right on. Have a seat. - Cool. 318 00:21:20,301 --> 00:21:24,203 By the way, it's "fraternity," not "frat." You wouldn't call your country a... 319 00:21:24,271 --> 00:21:26,330 Hey, whoa. Not since the Bush years. 320 00:21:27,441 --> 00:21:29,568 You know what I'm sayin'? 321 00:21:29,643 --> 00:21:32,737 - Ooh. - I know why you're here, buddy. 322 00:21:32,813 --> 00:21:34,906 You see what you want and you go after it, and I like that. 323 00:21:34,982 --> 00:21:38,509 But we're not here for you to put on your resume so you can get the Smythe-Bates job. 324 00:21:38,586 --> 00:21:42,750 Oh, I get it. You're here so you can put it on your resume. 325 00:21:42,823 --> 00:21:46,486 - You know what I'm sayin', brother? - Darryl, you little table turner. 326 00:21:46,560 --> 00:21:49,222 The truth is, you're too good for us here, man. 327 00:21:49,296 --> 00:21:51,856 You're too cool. We're a bunch of nerds. 328 00:21:51,932 --> 00:21:55,766 You wouldn't fit in. Like Stan here. He's captain of the wrestling team. 329 00:21:55,836 --> 00:22:00,239 He wins all the time. He's a bore. Or Thomas, class president. 330 00:22:00,307 --> 00:22:04,403 What's up, baby? Still can't get a hang of the whole "bad means good" thing. 331 00:22:04,478 --> 00:22:06,776 Doesn't make sense to him. 332 00:22:06,847 --> 00:22:09,680 Bottom line is, you're an MTV video. 333 00:22:09,750 --> 00:22:13,083 Everybody say, "Hey, ho." 334 00:22:13,153 --> 00:22:16,520 And we're VH1 on James Taylor weekend. 335 00:22:16,590 --> 00:22:21,254 We're a bunch of phonies, Darryl, but you're keepin' it real. Don't let us ruin that. 336 00:22:21,328 --> 00:22:25,788 - Scott. Come on, man. - You're just not Kappa material. 337 00:22:28,002 --> 00:22:30,027 But, Scott, I'm sayin'... 338 00:22:30,104 --> 00:22:32,937 But thanks for tryin'. 339 00:22:42,950 --> 00:22:46,010 - Bye-bye. - Darryl. 340 00:22:46,086 --> 00:22:49,522 Darryl. 341 00:22:49,590 --> 00:22:52,821 Darryl. 342 00:23:48,549 --> 00:23:51,382 Can't get no worse than this. 343 00:23:51,452 --> 00:23:53,420 Okay, thanks. 344 00:23:53,487 --> 00:23:58,288 This exam counts very heavily toward your midterm grade. 345 00:23:58,359 --> 00:24:01,795 So if you are going for that Smythe-Bates job, 346 00:24:01,862 --> 00:24:04,490 I suggest you take it very seriously. 347 00:24:09,503 --> 00:24:13,735 Excuse me. Somebody isn't zestfully clean this morning. 348 00:24:13,807 --> 00:24:15,866 Screw you. I'm clean. 349 00:24:18,112 --> 00:24:20,046 Ooh. 350 00:24:33,460 --> 00:24:36,657 All right, people. Aah. 351 00:24:36,730 --> 00:24:39,221 You have one hour to complete this examination. 352 00:24:39,299 --> 00:24:42,234 And you may begin now. 353 00:24:50,244 --> 00:24:52,712 Aah. Ohh. 354 00:25:23,677 --> 00:25:27,374 Hey, Darryl, why don't you pull over to the nervous breakdown lane? 355 00:25:44,331 --> 00:25:47,232 Hey, Queasy Jefferson, bring it down a notch. 356 00:26:10,290 --> 00:26:13,259 - Will you all just cut this shit! - Oh, my God! 357 00:26:13,327 --> 00:26:15,261 Oh, my God. 358 00:26:15,329 --> 00:26:18,492 You! 359 00:26:18,565 --> 00:26:21,033 You better fix that damn watch. 360 00:26:21,101 --> 00:26:25,834 And you, rich girl. We know you got money. Put that damn diamond away. 361 00:26:25,906 --> 00:26:29,307 And, eh, British guy, if you gonna live in this country, 362 00:26:29,376 --> 00:26:31,936 you'd better go see a damn dentist about that stink-ass breath. 363 00:26:32,012 --> 00:26:34,708 You smell like hot garbage! 364 00:26:34,782 --> 00:26:38,843 Now, please, I'm tryin' to take a test here! This is my future! 365 00:26:38,919 --> 00:26:41,854 Mr. Witherspoon, sit down! 366 00:26:41,922 --> 00:26:46,450 And one more outburst from you, and you are out of my classroom! 367 00:26:46,527 --> 00:26:49,519 Oh, I'm sorry, professor. That was my Tourette's syndrome. 368 00:26:49,596 --> 00:26:51,826 Piss on me, I'm on fire! I just... I just can't help it. 369 00:26:51,899 --> 00:26:56,131 Michael Jackson's a Puerto Rican! 370 00:26:56,203 --> 00:26:59,400 O.J.'s on welfare. I seen him on the line. I just can't help it. 371 00:26:59,473 --> 00:27:02,033 You look like Bob Hope. 372 00:27:02,109 --> 00:27:04,475 Dennis Rodman got a coochie! 373 00:27:04,545 --> 00:27:07,514 I just really can't help it. I can't. 374 00:27:07,581 --> 00:27:11,540 I failed my test. My dream is gone. 375 00:27:11,618 --> 00:27:16,988 And this itching is tearin' my ass, and it keeps gettin' worse and worse. 376 00:27:17,057 --> 00:27:19,719 - You did this to me. - Darryl, calm down. Calm down. 377 00:27:19,793 --> 00:27:22,557 - Sit down. Come on. - Get off. 378 00:27:22,629 --> 00:27:25,598 Sit down. 379 00:27:26,667 --> 00:27:29,101 - Excuse me. - Now. 380 00:27:29,169 --> 00:27:32,434 - Oh, Mama. Ahh. - Follow the light with your eyes. 381 00:27:32,506 --> 00:27:35,373 Okay. 382 00:27:35,442 --> 00:27:37,876 What are you tryin' to do, blind me? 383 00:27:37,945 --> 00:27:40,675 Oh, my God, I wanna kill you so bad. 384 00:27:49,022 --> 00:27:51,456 This is excellent. 385 00:27:51,525 --> 00:27:53,857 Excellent? No, Doctor, this is not excellent. 386 00:27:53,927 --> 00:27:58,489 This is an outrage. I'm gonna sue your ass. I'm gonna sue you. 387 00:27:58,565 --> 00:28:03,867 Darryl, you are experiencing advanced rectal irritation. 388 00:28:03,937 --> 00:28:08,897 But the pain will pass as your neural pathways adjust. 389 00:28:08,976 --> 00:28:13,572 Doc, you got nice nails. Can you scratch this for me, please? 390 00:28:13,647 --> 00:28:15,638 Right there. Ahh. 391 00:28:15,716 --> 00:28:17,809 - Oh, yeah. - To gain control... 392 00:28:17,885 --> 00:28:21,946 over your senses, you have to exercise them. 393 00:28:22,022 --> 00:28:27,927 Your brain is trying to cope with heightened human perception. 394 00:28:27,995 --> 00:28:30,088 - You have to help that process. - Mm-hmm. 395 00:28:30,163 --> 00:28:32,324 Concentrate. 396 00:28:32,399 --> 00:28:37,336 Focus, and you will gain control over your supersenses. 397 00:28:37,404 --> 00:28:41,773 Ow! God. Oh, spread it. Ohh! 398 00:28:41,842 --> 00:28:45,744 Hey, Doctor, can I borrow these? 399 00:28:45,812 --> 00:28:48,246 Thank you. 400 00:28:49,449 --> 00:28:51,747 Ahh. 401 00:28:51,818 --> 00:28:53,786 Oh, yeah. 402 00:28:53,854 --> 00:28:55,788 Ooh! 403 00:28:55,856 --> 00:28:58,120 Ahh. 404 00:29:07,234 --> 00:29:09,225 What's the matter? 405 00:29:09,303 --> 00:29:13,831 Uh... I got a snag. 406 00:29:13,907 --> 00:29:16,876 Yeah. 407 00:29:16,944 --> 00:29:18,969 Yeah. 408 00:29:19,046 --> 00:29:22,277 - You are weird. - I'm weird? 409 00:29:25,619 --> 00:29:27,553 Look at you. Are you all right? 410 00:29:27,621 --> 00:29:31,990 - Oh, I'm just not feeling well. - That's too bad. I'm going over to the hockey rink. 411 00:29:32,059 --> 00:29:34,220 Ah, I gave up on hockey. 412 00:29:34,294 --> 00:29:36,159 - It's stupid. - You gave up? 413 00:29:36,229 --> 00:29:39,164 I heard back from Smythe-Bates today. 414 00:29:41,601 --> 00:29:45,560 I'm not even a finalist. 415 00:29:46,840 --> 00:29:49,468 - Not a what? - I'm not a finalist. 416 00:29:49,543 --> 00:29:53,877 Well, you don't want to be hanging out with those Wall Street losers anyway. 417 00:29:56,283 --> 00:29:59,377 What am I gonna tell my mom? 418 00:29:59,453 --> 00:30:02,820 Oh, dog. I'm sorry. 419 00:30:11,231 --> 00:30:13,165 Aah. 420 00:30:13,233 --> 00:30:17,897 Focus, concentrate. 421 00:30:17,971 --> 00:30:20,906 Find the control. 422 00:30:36,757 --> 00:30:38,691 Oh, my God. 423 00:30:47,734 --> 00:30:49,725 Normal. 424 00:30:49,803 --> 00:30:51,930 Super. 425 00:30:56,943 --> 00:30:59,639 Normal. 426 00:31:01,381 --> 00:31:04,214 Super. 427 00:31:04,284 --> 00:31:06,616 Damn. 428 00:31:16,530 --> 00:31:21,058 Stratford University would like to welcome our five excellent finalists, 429 00:31:21,134 --> 00:31:23,466 their families and the distinguished executives... 430 00:31:23,537 --> 00:31:27,940 of the Smythe-Bates company to this very special banquet. 431 00:31:28,008 --> 00:31:30,272 Hear, hear. 432 00:31:33,747 --> 00:31:36,614 You look so sexy in that bow tie. 433 00:31:36,683 --> 00:31:39,311 Do you want to come on over after? 434 00:31:39,386 --> 00:31:43,015 - Oh, that'd be great. I just wanna lick you up and down. - Shh. 435 00:31:43,090 --> 00:31:45,558 I'm gonna tie you to the bed post... 436 00:31:45,625 --> 00:31:47,923 and beat the shit out of you with my black leather whip. 437 00:31:52,699 --> 00:31:55,361 Hey, Darryl, you eat this kind of crap, right? 438 00:31:55,435 --> 00:31:58,427 - Yeah. - Okay, tell me if it's sweet enough. 439 00:32:04,244 --> 00:32:06,178 Mmm. 440 00:32:06,246 --> 00:32:08,407 Mmm, good. Mmm. 441 00:32:08,482 --> 00:32:10,416 Mmm. 442 00:32:10,484 --> 00:32:13,544 Where you get this from? This is the best thing I ever tasted. 443 00:32:13,620 --> 00:32:15,611 Mmm. Mmm. 444 00:32:15,689 --> 00:32:18,283 Mmm. God. Mmm. Delicious! 445 00:32:18,358 --> 00:32:20,292 Wait, wait. Your button's all messed up! 446 00:32:20,360 --> 00:32:22,726 - You're always looking out for me. - Ooh. 447 00:32:22,796 --> 00:32:25,196 - Eh, what table you got? - The dais. 448 00:32:25,265 --> 00:32:28,200 Well, now you got table four and six. Thank you. 449 00:32:28,268 --> 00:32:30,634 Now I have to toss more salads. 450 00:32:30,704 --> 00:32:34,868 Good evenin', Mr. Tyson and student. 451 00:32:34,941 --> 00:32:37,774 - Economics. - Darryl Witherspoon. How are you, sir? 452 00:32:37,844 --> 00:32:40,677 - This is Robert Bellweather. - Hey, Mr. Bellweather. Nice to meet you. 453 00:32:40,747 --> 00:32:42,715 - Pleasure. - Hello, Darryl. 454 00:32:42,782 --> 00:32:44,750 - I will be your server this evening. - Good. 455 00:32:44,818 --> 00:32:47,082 Yippee. 456 00:32:47,154 --> 00:32:49,247 You're an impressive candidate, Mr. Thorpe, and I'm curious... 457 00:32:49,322 --> 00:32:52,655 to hear about your opinions on the current state of the market. 458 00:32:52,726 --> 00:32:54,921 Certainly. I, uh... 459 00:32:56,963 --> 00:33:01,195 Uh, Darryl, is it... Can you be a buddy and go fill that with somethin'? 460 00:33:10,410 --> 00:33:14,039 What's your opinion of Shamada Technology, Scott? 461 00:33:14,114 --> 00:33:16,344 - Shamada. - Shamada. 462 00:33:18,652 --> 00:33:21,780 Oh, uh, Shamada Tech. Right. They... 463 00:33:21,855 --> 00:33:24,722 - That's a good question. They're, um... - Here you are, Mr. Tyson. 464 00:33:24,791 --> 00:33:27,419 An extra salad for you. Just keep it on the download, okay? 465 00:33:27,494 --> 00:33:29,792 - That's very generous, but I've got plenty. - Mr... 466 00:33:29,863 --> 00:33:31,797 Mr. Tyson, please, it's the least I can do... 467 00:33:31,865 --> 00:33:35,892 for the man who's buyin' up Deauville Publishin', settin' the trend for LBO's. 468 00:33:35,969 --> 00:33:37,903 I mean, Mr. Tyson, you a genius. 469 00:33:37,971 --> 00:33:39,905 Thank you. 470 00:33:39,973 --> 00:33:44,637 No, Mr. Tyson, thank you. Do you realize that all these other companies follow your lead? 471 00:33:44,711 --> 00:33:48,807 Let's take Shamada, for example. They're gonna drop precipitously in the fourth quarter. 472 00:33:48,882 --> 00:33:51,373 Well, that's very odd. We were just talking about that. 473 00:33:51,451 --> 00:33:53,442 Get the... Out of here! 474 00:33:53,520 --> 00:33:55,579 You know about this? How? 475 00:33:55,655 --> 00:33:57,589 Mr. Tyson, economics is my life. 476 00:33:57,657 --> 00:34:01,354 Actually, I read in the papers, there's this Japanese firm coming out with this new chip. 477 00:34:01,428 --> 00:34:03,555 It's supposed to be twice as fast and twice as cheap. 478 00:34:03,630 --> 00:34:06,724 And with the debt that Shamada's carrying from that last buyout, 479 00:34:06,800 --> 00:34:08,700 I don't think they're gonna make it. 480 00:34:08,768 --> 00:34:10,929 If I was you guys, I'd sell and sell fast. 481 00:34:11,004 --> 00:34:14,098 - I already have. - You did? 482 00:34:14,174 --> 00:34:17,109 You see, and that is why this man is a genius. 483 00:34:17,177 --> 00:34:20,340 - You a genius. - Hey, uh, waiter, could I get some wine, please? 484 00:34:20,413 --> 00:34:23,610 - Sure, my little friend. What would you like? - Who cares? Just go. 485 00:34:23,683 --> 00:34:27,983 - Night Train it is. - Uh, Darryl, some butter without salt. 486 00:34:28,054 --> 00:34:30,420 That's a very bright young man. 487 00:34:36,730 --> 00:34:38,698 Butter. Butter, butter, butter. 488 00:34:38,765 --> 00:34:42,758 Hey, where'd you guys hide the butter? 489 00:34:57,150 --> 00:34:59,084 Whoo! 490 00:35:08,795 --> 00:35:12,356 Yes, it's so nice. It really seems wonderful. 491 00:35:12,432 --> 00:35:14,900 Go ahead. Name a stock. 492 00:35:14,968 --> 00:35:19,462 Okay, I got one. Haskell Growth Fund. 493 00:35:19,539 --> 00:35:22,064 Haskell Growth Fund. 494 00:35:22,876 --> 00:35:25,208 341/8. 495 00:35:25,278 --> 00:35:30,011 Am I right? Come on. Am I right? Come on. Give it up. Give it up. 496 00:35:30,083 --> 00:35:33,484 - Brasilia Unified. - Brasilia Unified. 497 00:35:33,553 --> 00:35:36,647 Brasilia Unified is... 498 00:35:36,723 --> 00:35:39,590 146 flat, down from a high of 180. 499 00:35:39,659 --> 00:35:41,593 - Ha-ha! - Ha-ha! 500 00:35:41,661 --> 00:35:44,221 Fielding Industrials. 501 00:35:44,297 --> 00:35:47,164 Fielding Industrials. 502 00:35:47,233 --> 00:35:49,758 Uh, you know, I'm just gonna throw this one out there. 503 00:35:49,836 --> 00:35:52,669 You know, I'm just gonna... just throw it out there. 504 00:35:52,739 --> 00:35:55,037 Fifty-five. 505 00:35:55,108 --> 00:35:57,838 - And a half. - That's it. 506 00:35:57,911 --> 00:36:00,209 Huh? Huh? The kid is nice, huh? 507 00:36:00,280 --> 00:36:04,011 - How'd you memorize all this? - It's kind of like your wife's bra size. 508 00:36:04,084 --> 00:36:07,747 If you love it, you'll remember, huh, tiger? Come on. 509 00:36:07,821 --> 00:36:11,313 Come on, Mr. Tyson. What's your wife's bra size? 510 00:36:11,391 --> 00:36:13,416 - Thirty-six. - Thirty-six what? 511 00:36:13,493 --> 00:36:15,688 - C. - Thirty-six C! 512 00:36:22,268 --> 00:36:26,204 Well, young man, I haven't had such an informative meal in some time. 513 00:36:26,272 --> 00:36:30,902 - I'm glad you enjoyed yourself. - How did you fail to qualify for the final competition? 514 00:36:30,977 --> 00:36:33,571 You know, I've been workin' four jobs just to pay my tuition, 515 00:36:33,646 --> 00:36:36,945 and, uh, I don't know, I just blew my final exam. 516 00:36:37,016 --> 00:36:39,814 Why should such a hard worker be punished? 517 00:36:39,886 --> 00:36:44,186 - You know, I feel like bending the rules here. - Too bad there's already five. 518 00:36:44,257 --> 00:36:46,054 What do you think, Bellweather? 519 00:36:46,126 --> 00:36:48,321 He's certainly qualified for the competition. 520 00:36:48,395 --> 00:36:53,389 Good. Congratulations, Darryl. You are now the sixth finalist. 521 00:36:53,466 --> 00:36:55,934 Mr. Tyson, thank you, sir. Thank you so much. 522 00:36:56,002 --> 00:36:58,163 And thank you, Mr. Bellweather. Thank you, sir. 523 00:36:58,238 --> 00:37:00,468 I-I promise you, you will not regret this. 524 00:37:00,540 --> 00:37:02,599 For your sake, I'd better not. 525 00:37:02,675 --> 00:37:05,610 But, uh, Mr. Tyson, uh... 526 00:37:05,678 --> 00:37:08,238 Yes! 527 00:37:08,314 --> 00:37:11,477 F-D-P-L-T-C-L. 528 00:37:11,551 --> 00:37:14,520 Okay, other eye, bottom line. 529 00:37:14,587 --> 00:37:17,681 The Hilsinger Company, Plainville, Massachusetts, 530 00:37:17,757 --> 00:37:21,784 02762, printed in the U.S.A. 531 00:37:21,861 --> 00:37:25,297 Over in the corner is a fingerprint. Right there. 532 00:37:25,365 --> 00:37:29,131 It looks like a smudge of jelly... strawberry. 533 00:37:29,202 --> 00:37:33,832 It's the no-frills brand. Somethin' real cheap. 534 00:37:33,907 --> 00:37:37,843 Your five senses are operating at levels... 535 00:37:37,911 --> 00:37:40,937 no human being has ever experienced. 536 00:37:41,014 --> 00:37:44,882 - We have a lot of tests to do. - Wait, wait, wait. No, Doc. We can't do tests today. I'm late. 537 00:37:44,951 --> 00:37:48,216 Just hook me up with my drugs, and let me be on my way. 538 00:37:48,288 --> 00:37:51,451 Just remember, follow the regimen exactly. 539 00:37:51,524 --> 00:37:55,187 - Do not exceed the dosage. - Okay. 540 00:37:55,261 --> 00:37:58,822 Oh, Doc, uh, I wanted to apologize 'cause, you know, 541 00:37:58,898 --> 00:38:01,526 I came down really hard on you the other day. 542 00:38:01,601 --> 00:38:06,265 It's just that this drug, man, it's the best thing that ever happened to me. 543 00:38:06,339 --> 00:38:08,967 I mean, I feel like for the first time in my life, I'm on top of the world. 544 00:38:09,042 --> 00:38:14,139 Darryl, I realize that you feel very powerful right now. 545 00:38:14,214 --> 00:38:19,311 Just remember, power is a drug all its own. Be careful. 546 00:38:19,385 --> 00:38:21,979 Okay. 547 00:38:22,055 --> 00:38:26,992 Oh, yeah. And, Doc... Thank you. 548 00:38:28,328 --> 00:38:30,262 Whoo! 549 00:38:38,705 --> 00:38:40,832 Hey, it's the little engine that could. 550 00:38:40,907 --> 00:38:45,435 - Hey, what's up, Scott? - This party's invite only. No invitee, so good nighty. 551 00:38:45,512 --> 00:38:49,141 Oh, what's the matter, Scott? You feel that Smythe-Bates job slippin' through your fingers? 552 00:38:49,215 --> 00:38:51,877 - Huh? - Dude, your last name could be Smythe-Bates, 553 00:38:51,951 --> 00:38:54,545 and you still wouldn't get this job, 'cause it's mine. 554 00:38:54,621 --> 00:38:57,146 - Darryl! - Hey, how you doin', Mr. Bellweather? 555 00:38:57,223 --> 00:38:59,282 How are you? Mr. Tyson. 556 00:38:59,359 --> 00:39:02,886 - Hey, didn't know you were a Kappa. - Actually, I'm not. 557 00:39:02,962 --> 00:39:05,556 Darryl's the one that got away. Now, if you'll excuse us. 558 00:39:05,632 --> 00:39:09,728 Well, I think he's the sort of Kappa man we should be pledging. 559 00:39:09,802 --> 00:39:12,771 - Absolutely. I agree. - Well, uh, Darryl's case... 560 00:39:12,839 --> 00:39:15,034 has already been decided, I'm sorry to say. 561 00:39:15,108 --> 00:39:20,569 Scott, uh, we sit on the board of this fraternity, and we endow it as well. 562 00:39:20,647 --> 00:39:23,081 I think we've earned some input, don't you? 563 00:39:23,149 --> 00:39:25,447 - Hear, hear. - Brothers, listen up! 564 00:39:25,518 --> 00:39:28,453 Brother Bob Bellweather and I would like you... 565 00:39:28,521 --> 00:39:31,649 to reconsider the pledgeship of Darryl Witherspoon. 566 00:39:31,724 --> 00:39:33,988 All in favor of Darryl say "aye." 567 00:39:34,060 --> 00:39:36,585 - Aye. - All opposed? 568 00:39:37,664 --> 00:39:40,258 The ayes have it, Pledge Witherspoon! 569 00:39:46,272 --> 00:39:48,399 Thanks, Scott. 570 00:39:48,474 --> 00:39:52,467 Welcome aboard. 571 00:39:59,385 --> 00:40:01,785 Ooh, baby's got back. 572 00:40:01,854 --> 00:40:04,789 Oh, my God, Tanya, I can't believe you said that. 573 00:40:10,496 --> 00:40:12,691 This place is so packed. 574 00:40:12,765 --> 00:40:16,292 - I don't know why you drag me to these parties. - Girl, you come to meet a man. 575 00:40:16,369 --> 00:40:18,303 Anybody in this stall? 576 00:40:18,371 --> 00:40:22,432 The problem, Tanya, is that the kind of guy I wanna meet is never here. 577 00:40:22,508 --> 00:40:25,477 - Oh, and what kind of guy is that? - I don't know. 578 00:40:25,545 --> 00:40:29,675 - Ooh, this seat is cold! - Respectful, intelligent, 579 00:40:29,749 --> 00:40:32,013 confident without being full of himself. 580 00:40:32,085 --> 00:40:35,851 Ooh, I tell ya. I'm full of somethin' right about now. 581 00:40:35,922 --> 00:40:39,858 - Damn. - It's like everybody wants to be the big man on campus. 582 00:40:39,926 --> 00:40:44,295 But nobody wants to be the real man on campus. 583 00:40:46,532 --> 00:40:48,466 Oh. 584 00:40:54,307 --> 00:40:59,210 Goddamn, girl, you smell like somethin' crawled up in you and died. 585 00:40:59,278 --> 00:41:02,873 - Not you. - I'm beginning to feel having standards is a curse. 586 00:41:02,949 --> 00:41:05,918 Damn. What did you eat? 587 00:41:05,985 --> 00:41:09,682 Corn? I don't remember eatin' no corn! 588 00:41:09,756 --> 00:41:12,247 Oh! Ech! Ach! 589 00:41:16,629 --> 00:41:19,427 - Are you okay in there? - Girl, I feel like I just gave birth. 590 00:41:19,499 --> 00:41:22,991 Somebody smack its ass! 591 00:41:27,640 --> 00:41:29,870 - Darryl. - Hey. 592 00:41:29,942 --> 00:41:33,469 I'm surprised to see you here. Encore performance in the lion's den. 593 00:41:33,546 --> 00:41:35,741 - I'm impressed. - Well, thank you. 594 00:41:35,815 --> 00:41:38,875 Oh, Darryl, this is my friend Tanya. 595 00:41:38,951 --> 00:41:41,112 - Hey. - Hey. 596 00:41:41,187 --> 00:41:43,451 Chaka Khan. 597 00:41:43,523 --> 00:41:49,257 Well, Janice, I'm gonna leave you and your friend alone so y'all can get better acquainted. 598 00:41:49,328 --> 00:41:51,626 You're not here for me, are you? 599 00:41:51,698 --> 00:41:55,190 'Cause I'm not worth the humiliation these guys are gonna... 600 00:41:55,268 --> 00:41:58,203 - Is that a pledge pin? - Yes. 601 00:41:58,271 --> 00:42:01,399 - Where'd you get that? - Girl, I earned it. 602 00:42:01,474 --> 00:42:05,308 Look, when you want something, you gotta be persistent in your passions. 603 00:42:06,646 --> 00:42:08,739 Damn, you smell good as hell. 604 00:42:10,483 --> 00:42:12,417 Is that a little bit of oak... 605 00:42:12,485 --> 00:42:15,579 Some flowers, a little bit of vanilla? 606 00:42:15,655 --> 00:42:18,749 Wow, that's exactly right. 607 00:42:18,825 --> 00:42:21,419 Anyway, I should be going. 608 00:42:21,494 --> 00:42:23,587 Hey, I'll walk you home. 609 00:42:24,931 --> 00:42:27,900 - Good night. - Good night. 610 00:42:29,902 --> 00:42:32,769 - Whoa, comin' through. - Hey, watch yourself. 611 00:42:34,507 --> 00:42:37,271 So? 612 00:42:37,343 --> 00:42:40,437 I really don't give a damn about them fraternities, you know? 613 00:42:40,513 --> 00:42:43,004 I'm just doin' it 'cause it's a means to an end. 614 00:42:43,082 --> 00:42:45,312 I'm just tryin' to get this job and help my family out. 615 00:42:45,384 --> 00:42:47,682 See, I've always been like a father... 616 00:42:47,754 --> 00:42:49,813 to my little sister and my brothers. 617 00:42:49,889 --> 00:42:52,915 Well, my father's pushing me to take pre-law classes, 618 00:42:52,992 --> 00:42:56,484 but what I really love is my 20th century poets course. 619 00:42:56,562 --> 00:42:59,656 Hey, you know what. I think my boy Tim is in your class. 620 00:42:59,732 --> 00:43:02,701 White guy. Lanky. Tall. Piercings. 621 00:43:02,769 --> 00:43:05,465 - Ah, the pincushion kid. - Yeah. 622 00:43:08,708 --> 00:43:10,801 What? 623 00:43:10,877 --> 00:43:14,643 Where are we going? Darryl, what are you doing? 624 00:43:18,384 --> 00:43:22,912 Sometimes you find the most amazing thing... 625 00:43:22,989 --> 00:43:26,948 in the most unexpected places. 626 00:43:30,696 --> 00:43:33,028 - What? - I'm just trying to decide... 627 00:43:33,099 --> 00:43:36,398 whether I should break my "no kissing on the first date" rule. 628 00:43:36,469 --> 00:43:38,494 - Oh, so this was a date? - No. 629 00:43:38,571 --> 00:43:41,062 - Oh. - Just planning ahead. 630 00:43:41,140 --> 00:43:43,335 That's good. Hey, don't worry. 631 00:43:43,409 --> 00:43:46,970 I don't want you to think that I'm just tryin' to get into your panties. 632 00:43:47,046 --> 00:43:50,709 I mean, I'm pretty sure they're really nice panties, 633 00:43:50,783 --> 00:43:54,014 but I just wanna take it a little slow. 634 00:43:54,086 --> 00:43:56,919 How 'bout dinner at my place? I'll call you. 635 00:43:56,989 --> 00:43:59,480 - I'll answer. - Okay. 636 00:44:49,008 --> 00:44:52,842 - Ooh! - Say, Jack! 637 00:44:52,912 --> 00:44:55,346 What wrong with you? 638 00:45:00,686 --> 00:45:03,814 Junkie gun. Darryl, no. 639 00:45:03,890 --> 00:45:06,051 - Hey. - Hey. 640 00:45:06,125 --> 00:45:09,720 I was, uh, just in there taking some special medicine. 641 00:45:09,795 --> 00:45:13,026 - Yeah. It's all yours. - Thanks. 642 00:45:13,099 --> 00:45:15,795 - Good night. - Good night, eh? 643 00:45:22,341 --> 00:45:24,775 Yo, Coach! Coach! 644 00:45:24,844 --> 00:45:26,971 - Witherspoon, what are you doin' in pads? - I've been practicing. 645 00:45:27,046 --> 00:45:29,640 - When did you learn to skate like that? - Uh, I watch Ice Capades videos. 646 00:45:29,715 --> 00:45:32,775 But please, Coach, let me go out there on the ice and show you what I can do. Please? 647 00:45:32,852 --> 00:45:34,945 Just give me one good reason why I should? 648 00:45:39,892 --> 00:45:42,019 Holy mother of crap. 649 00:45:44,030 --> 00:45:47,158 Ooh! 650 00:45:49,035 --> 00:45:52,801 Ya-Ya! Come with it. 651 00:45:52,872 --> 00:45:55,272 Whoo! 652 00:46:36,816 --> 00:46:41,150 This is Stratford University radio coming to you live... 653 00:46:41,220 --> 00:46:43,620 from Baxter Rink, where the Panthers are set... 654 00:46:43,689 --> 00:46:46,317 to open their season against Brownstone U. 655 00:46:46,392 --> 00:46:49,691 That's right, Chet, and the only questions this year are... 656 00:46:49,762 --> 00:46:53,391 how badly will they stink, how consistently will they stink... 657 00:46:53,466 --> 00:46:57,232 and will they ever not stink? 658 00:46:58,804 --> 00:47:01,204 Whoo! Whoo! 659 00:47:01,273 --> 00:47:03,741 That's the new stopper, Darryl Witherspoon, who's the first... 660 00:47:03,809 --> 00:47:06,073 African American to play for Stratford. 661 00:47:10,950 --> 00:47:12,884 Bender takes a face-off, passes over to Avery. 662 00:47:12,952 --> 00:47:15,420 Avery back to Bender. 663 00:47:15,488 --> 00:47:18,548 - Stay down! - Ooh, Flushing checked by LaFlour! 664 00:47:18,624 --> 00:47:21,092 - What got into him? - Stratford recovers now. 665 00:47:21,160 --> 00:47:24,220 Pass ahead to LaFlour on the floor now, chases it down behind the net. 666 00:47:24,296 --> 00:47:28,255 Ooh, Brownstone regains control as... Oh, Chet! 667 00:47:28,334 --> 00:47:30,598 They're really bringin' on the pain tonight. 668 00:47:30,669 --> 00:47:33,399 And here comes Bender. Bender over to Avery. 669 00:47:33,472 --> 00:47:35,770 Avery back to Bender. Shot! Save! 670 00:47:35,841 --> 00:47:40,471 Oh, what a stop by the newcomer, uh, Darryl... Wither... spoon. 671 00:47:40,546 --> 00:47:42,810 All right. Bender now kicks it off. 672 00:47:42,882 --> 00:47:46,716 Speeding down center ice. Shot. And the glove save! 673 00:47:46,786 --> 00:47:50,950 Hard to believe anybody could've stopped that shot, let alone someone on our team. 674 00:47:51,023 --> 00:47:54,618 And the Panthers now charge back. Up ahead to LaFlour. 675 00:47:54,693 --> 00:47:59,460 LaFlour smoothing down center ice. Shot! Score! 676 00:47:59,532 --> 00:48:04,469 And Stratford takes the lead for the first time in my life! 677 00:48:04,537 --> 00:48:07,165 And LaFlour wins the face-off for the Panthers. 678 00:48:07,239 --> 00:48:11,039 And with just two minutes left in the game, Stratford still has a one-point lead. 679 00:48:11,110 --> 00:48:14,477 And rookie Darryl Witherspoon is just this close to a shutout. 680 00:48:14,547 --> 00:48:17,243 Ooh, nasty check! 681 00:48:17,316 --> 00:48:22,845 Brownstone regains control. Pass to Bender, who shoots! Save, Witherspoon! 682 00:48:22,922 --> 00:48:25,015 Everyone's gonna be asking the same question, Chet. 683 00:48:25,091 --> 00:48:27,958 Where'd this kid come from, and who the hell is he? 684 00:48:28,027 --> 00:48:31,019 Ten seconds now left in the game, and here comes trouble. 685 00:48:32,765 --> 00:48:36,257 Bender over to Avery. They've drawn out Witherspoon. The net is wide open. 686 00:48:36,335 --> 00:48:40,704 Avery to Bender. Shot! 687 00:48:40,773 --> 00:48:44,209 - Save! - Stratford wins! 688 00:48:44,276 --> 00:48:46,369 Stratford wins! I don't believe it! 689 00:48:46,445 --> 00:48:48,811 Go, baby! Whoo! 690 00:48:48,881 --> 00:48:51,145 I love that kid. 691 00:48:51,217 --> 00:48:55,347 The Panthers are back, and, baby, they're black! 692 00:49:13,038 --> 00:49:16,997 What do you think of this possible Irving Genetic Wilcom merger, Scott? 693 00:49:17,076 --> 00:49:19,670 Well, uh, Irving stock just hit a five-year high, 694 00:49:19,745 --> 00:49:22,179 so I'd say the outlook's pretty rosy. 695 00:49:23,616 --> 00:49:25,550 Scott, you're a very impressive young man. 696 00:49:25,618 --> 00:49:27,848 Very impressive, indeed. 697 00:49:27,920 --> 00:49:30,081 - Hello, Darryl. - Hi, how you doin', Mr. Tyson? 698 00:49:30,156 --> 00:49:32,522 Darryl, I'm sorry to keep you waiting, but Mr. Tyson... 699 00:49:32,591 --> 00:49:34,718 and I were just interfacing about some things. 700 00:49:34,793 --> 00:49:36,954 Oh, really. You wouldn't happen to be interfacing... 701 00:49:37,029 --> 00:49:38,860 about the Irving Genetics merger, would you? 702 00:49:38,931 --> 00:49:42,492 - Yes, we were. - Well, I hope you mentioned that the CEO of that company... 703 00:49:42,568 --> 00:49:47,335 is known for bluffing to drive up his stock prices right before he sells his own shares. 704 00:49:47,406 --> 00:49:50,398 - Yes, I did. - No, you didn't. 705 00:49:50,476 --> 00:49:53,775 Come on, Darryl. Thank you, Scott. 706 00:49:53,846 --> 00:49:55,780 Oopsy. 707 00:49:59,685 --> 00:50:02,176 Sir, I realize that I'm last on your list, 708 00:50:02,254 --> 00:50:06,520 but I want you to know I would do absolutely anything to get this junior analyst position. 709 00:50:06,592 --> 00:50:08,184 It's gonna take a lot to convince that board of mine... 710 00:50:08,260 --> 00:50:10,751 to pick you over the other five candidates. 711 00:50:10,829 --> 00:50:13,525 You know, playing hockey and becoming a Kappa, 712 00:50:13,599 --> 00:50:17,296 that helps, but now they have such high expectations. 713 00:50:17,369 --> 00:50:21,897 - You think you can match that? - Match and exceed. 714 00:50:21,974 --> 00:50:26,468 The board's gonna make its decision five days after the final competition. 715 00:50:26,545 --> 00:50:31,141 Bob Bellweather wants to spend some quality time with each of the candidates. 716 00:50:31,217 --> 00:50:35,381 So, here you go. Floor seats, Knicks game, Friday night. 717 00:50:35,454 --> 00:50:38,719 Floor seats? 718 00:50:38,791 --> 00:50:40,782 Oh, wow. 719 00:50:40,859 --> 00:50:43,123 We'll be joined by Arlo Vickers. 720 00:50:43,195 --> 00:50:45,789 - From Vickers Mining? - That's right. 721 00:50:45,864 --> 00:50:48,389 He's considering becoming a client. 722 00:50:48,467 --> 00:50:53,734 Now, if you can impress him as much as you've impressed us, that would help quite a bit. 723 00:50:53,806 --> 00:50:56,570 Sir, say no more. No problem. 724 00:50:56,642 --> 00:50:59,304 ♪ Not another word, babe ♪ 725 00:50:59,378 --> 00:51:03,974 Oh, that may have been the best meal I've ever had. 726 00:51:04,049 --> 00:51:07,075 - Well, thank you. - Where'd you learn to cook like that? 727 00:51:07,152 --> 00:51:09,985 Oh, I've just been experimentin' a little lately. 728 00:51:10,055 --> 00:51:14,822 See, cooking, it's all about balancing your taste and smell and texture. 729 00:51:14,893 --> 00:51:16,827 It's magic. 730 00:51:19,031 --> 00:51:20,965 Is there anything you can't do? 731 00:51:22,234 --> 00:51:24,259 Take my eyes off you. 732 00:51:24,336 --> 00:51:29,865 ♪ Why no one wants to be in love anymore ♪ 733 00:51:31,610 --> 00:51:36,547 ♪ Don't know what you feel or think, baby ♪ 734 00:51:36,615 --> 00:51:40,016 ♪ You can overlook the doubting ♪ 735 00:51:40,085 --> 00:51:42,485 ♪ And trying to be perfect ♪ ♪ 736 00:51:48,394 --> 00:51:52,831 "Love is a ripe plum growing on a purple tree." 737 00:51:52,898 --> 00:51:57,062 "Love is a ripe plum growing on a purple tree." 738 00:51:57,136 --> 00:52:01,300 "Taste it once, and the spell of its enchantment will never let you be." 739 00:52:01,373 --> 00:52:05,469 "Taste it once, and the spell of its enchantment will never let you be." 740 00:52:05,544 --> 00:52:08,308 Langston Hughes. You know Langston Hughes? 741 00:52:08,380 --> 00:52:11,679 Yeah, I know Langston Hughes. 742 00:52:11,750 --> 00:52:15,015 "Love is a bright star glowing in the far southern skies." 743 00:52:15,087 --> 00:52:20,024 "Love is a bright star glowing in the far southern skies." 744 00:52:20,092 --> 00:52:23,391 "Look too hard, and its burning flame will always hurt your eyes." 745 00:52:23,462 --> 00:52:25,657 "Look too hard, and its burning flame... 746 00:52:25,731 --> 00:52:29,326 will always hurt your eyes." 747 00:52:29,401 --> 00:52:32,666 "These feelings of love, truth be told, 748 00:52:32,738 --> 00:52:36,401 All I want is..." 749 00:52:36,475 --> 00:52:39,239 "All I want is to..." 750 00:52:39,311 --> 00:52:41,211 Score! 751 00:52:41,280 --> 00:52:43,908 Score! 752 00:52:55,361 --> 00:52:57,295 Oh. 753 00:52:57,363 --> 00:53:00,196 Oh, God. Uh. 754 00:53:00,265 --> 00:53:03,234 No touch... No touching. 755 00:53:03,302 --> 00:53:06,635 Whoo! 756 00:53:08,374 --> 00:53:10,865 You the best. 757 00:53:10,943 --> 00:53:12,968 You've got to be kidding. 758 00:53:15,614 --> 00:53:19,607 Excuse me, how much will I get for filling this? 759 00:53:19,685 --> 00:53:22,313 Oh, um, ooh... 760 00:53:27,993 --> 00:53:30,018 Hey. Ha-Ha. 761 00:53:30,095 --> 00:53:32,859 What a surprise. 762 00:53:32,931 --> 00:53:35,297 Hey, relax, I just saw you last week. 763 00:53:36,802 --> 00:53:39,464 Everybody, hi. This is Janice. 764 00:53:39,538 --> 00:53:41,472 Hi! 765 00:53:41,540 --> 00:53:44,634 - This is April, my beautiful little sister. - Hi. 766 00:53:44,710 --> 00:53:47,304 - And this is my little man, Darius. - Hi. 767 00:53:47,379 --> 00:53:49,643 And that's Brandon. And this right here is... 768 00:53:49,715 --> 00:53:51,808 Hello there, my beautiful sister. 769 00:53:51,884 --> 00:53:53,818 Hey, man. Watch out. This one's mine. 770 00:53:53,886 --> 00:53:56,946 You better watch your back. 771 00:53:57,022 --> 00:54:02,585 Let me get a good look at my Darryl's girl. Oh, you are a pretty thing. 772 00:54:02,661 --> 00:54:05,027 Hey, come here. 773 00:54:05,097 --> 00:54:07,224 - Hey, hey. You been smokin' cigarettes? - Uh-uh. 774 00:54:07,299 --> 00:54:09,392 - Don't lie to me. Yes. - Yes, you have. 775 00:54:09,468 --> 00:54:11,766 Menthol. Let me tell you something. If I catch you smokin' cigarettes, 776 00:54:11,837 --> 00:54:13,702 I'm gonna put somethin' on you, you understand me? 777 00:54:13,772 --> 00:54:16,969 - We good? All right. - Mm-hmm. We good. 778 00:54:17,042 --> 00:54:19,067 - Come here. - Oh, man. 779 00:54:19,144 --> 00:54:23,706 Uh-huh. Go on. Now we good. 780 00:54:23,782 --> 00:54:26,148 So, Janice, were you in the gifted class? 781 00:54:26,218 --> 00:54:29,381 - Oh, we had a program at sc... - 'Cause you know my Darryl needs a gifted woman. 782 00:54:29,455 --> 00:54:32,947 After all, he was the smartest child in his high school class. 783 00:54:33,025 --> 00:54:35,459 Except for that Korean girl. What was her name, Darryl? 784 00:54:35,527 --> 00:54:37,825 Fat Crack Ho, or somethin' like that. 785 00:54:40,599 --> 00:54:43,932 Hey. About in the hall, I heard Mom talking with your teachers on the phone. 786 00:54:45,337 --> 00:54:47,464 - You messing up in school again? - No. 787 00:54:47,539 --> 00:54:49,803 I didn't do nothin'. Where'd you hear that from? 788 00:54:49,875 --> 00:54:52,639 I got magic ears like a superhero, see? 789 00:54:52,711 --> 00:54:55,509 - Yeah, right. - Hey, look. 790 00:54:55,581 --> 00:54:58,516 I make you a deal. I'll give you a quarter for every "A" you get. 791 00:54:58,584 --> 00:55:02,042 - A quarter? - Okay, all right. A dollar. 792 00:55:02,120 --> 00:55:05,283 Man, you're an economics major. Ain't you heard of inflation? 793 00:55:06,925 --> 00:55:09,723 - Hey, Ma. Here. - Uh-uh, honey. 794 00:55:09,795 --> 00:55:13,526 Take it. You need it more than I do. 795 00:55:14,633 --> 00:55:16,362 Thank you, Darryl. 796 00:55:16,435 --> 00:55:18,266 Normally I wouldn't take this. 797 00:55:18,337 --> 00:55:23,036 When I get this job, gonna be a whole lot more where that came from. 798 00:55:23,108 --> 00:55:26,839 You know, Janice, whenever I get angry about their daddy leaving, 799 00:55:27,913 --> 00:55:31,679 I just remember what he left behind. 800 00:55:35,053 --> 00:55:37,021 What's up, dude? 801 00:55:43,795 --> 00:55:46,457 Hello, baby. 802 00:55:56,808 --> 00:55:59,368 Aah! 803 00:56:03,916 --> 00:56:05,941 Hey. 804 00:56:06,018 --> 00:56:08,213 - Taking more medicine? - Yep. 805 00:56:08,287 --> 00:56:10,084 How's that goin', eh? 806 00:56:10,155 --> 00:56:13,750 Dude, it's going great. It's like the best thing that ever happened to me. 807 00:56:13,825 --> 00:56:16,555 Ever since I started taking this medicine, I feel so focused. 808 00:56:16,628 --> 00:56:19,597 I mean, things are absolutely great between me and Janice; 809 00:56:19,665 --> 00:56:23,260 I'm this close to getting into a frat; I'm a shoo-in for the Smythe-Bates job... 810 00:56:23,335 --> 00:56:26,736 - You're playing like an all-star hockey goalie, huh? - It's the medicine! 811 00:56:26,805 --> 00:56:29,740 You act like you're invincible. That medicine doesn't make you a different person. 812 00:56:29,808 --> 00:56:32,641 - You're still the same old Darryl. - Yeah? 813 00:56:32,711 --> 00:56:37,045 Well, tomorrow, I'm gonna be the same old Darryl... times two. 814 00:56:37,115 --> 00:56:40,016 A double dose won't kill me. 815 00:57:19,424 --> 00:57:22,257 What the hell's wrong with my arm? 816 00:57:24,663 --> 00:57:27,154 My arm is asleep. 817 00:58:00,465 --> 00:58:02,933 You didn't... 818 00:58:03,001 --> 00:58:05,367 exceed the dosage, did you? 819 00:58:05,437 --> 00:58:07,837 What? Exceed the... 820 00:58:07,906 --> 00:58:11,774 Come on, Doctor. What am I, stupid? Yes, I did. 821 00:58:11,843 --> 00:58:13,902 Darryl, what were you thinking? 822 00:58:13,979 --> 00:58:16,004 I don't know. 823 00:58:16,081 --> 00:58:18,447 I have to generate all new data. 824 00:58:18,517 --> 00:58:21,918 To hell with your data. What is my problem? 825 00:58:23,255 --> 00:58:25,348 A flood of serotonin... 826 00:58:25,424 --> 00:58:27,585 has desensitized your receptors. 827 00:58:27,659 --> 00:58:29,854 The neural plasticity... 828 00:58:29,928 --> 00:58:32,453 Of your brain has compensated... 829 00:58:32,531 --> 00:58:37,025 by allowing you the use of only four of your given senses at any given time, 830 00:58:37,102 --> 00:58:39,366 with the missing one constantly switching. 831 00:58:39,438 --> 00:58:42,896 So, if you can see, smell, taste and hear, 832 00:58:42,974 --> 00:58:45,033 you can't feel anything. 833 00:58:45,110 --> 00:58:49,240 And if you can feel, smell, taste and hear, you can't see. 834 00:58:49,314 --> 00:58:51,874 - And if you can see, feel... - Okay, okay! 835 00:58:51,950 --> 00:58:56,216 Doc, I get the point. Just tell me, how do you fix it? 836 00:58:56,288 --> 00:58:58,483 It's nothing I can fix. 837 00:58:58,557 --> 00:59:01,526 The drug just has to... Pass through your system. 838 00:59:01,593 --> 00:59:04,118 Trust me. You'll know when it's gone. 839 00:59:04,196 --> 00:59:06,323 And how long will that take? 840 00:59:06,398 --> 00:59:10,994 Three days. And I suggest you stay in bed. 841 00:59:11,069 --> 00:59:14,561 Doc, the next three days are going to decide my life. 842 00:59:14,639 --> 00:59:17,369 The Smythe-Bates competition is on Monday. 843 00:59:17,442 --> 00:59:20,434 - God, this is like a bad dream. - Darryl. 844 00:59:20,512 --> 00:59:23,345 Your condition is... highly unstable. 845 00:59:23,415 --> 00:59:26,873 With your senses switching on and off... 846 00:59:26,952 --> 00:59:29,352 without warning, anything... 847 00:59:29,421 --> 00:59:33,118 Doctor, I'm pretty sure what you're saying... 848 00:59:33,191 --> 00:59:36,922 would make a whole lot more sense if I could hear you! 849 00:59:43,602 --> 00:59:47,038 Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Madison Square Garden, 850 00:59:47,105 --> 00:59:50,302 the home of your New York Knicks. 851 00:59:50,375 --> 00:59:52,366 Man, I love the Knicks. 852 00:59:52,444 --> 00:59:55,277 You know, when I was little, I used to always watch the game on TV... 853 00:59:55,347 --> 00:59:59,147 and I used to always say, "I wonder who all those lucky people are sitting courtside." 854 00:59:59,217 --> 01:00:01,811 - Now you're the lucky one, huh? - Thanks to you. 855 01:00:01,887 --> 01:00:04,151 - Hey, you the man. - I am. 856 01:00:05,791 --> 01:00:08,055 Gentlemen. 857 01:00:08,126 --> 01:00:10,822 - Tyson. - Glad you could make it. 858 01:00:10,896 --> 01:00:12,955 Mr. Vickers. I'm Darryl Witherspoon. 859 01:00:13,031 --> 01:00:15,898 - It's a pleasure to make your acquaintance, sir. - Nice meeting you too, Darryl. 860 01:00:15,967 --> 01:00:19,232 It's a pleasure. 861 01:00:19,304 --> 01:00:22,432 ...the group discount ticket... Hey, Darryl. 862 01:00:22,507 --> 01:00:25,271 What say we get some beers and nuts? 863 01:00:30,215 --> 01:00:33,184 Uh... Hey, I have a great idea. 864 01:00:33,251 --> 01:00:35,776 What do you say we all get something to drink? 865 01:00:35,854 --> 01:00:39,221 Wait. Let's get some beers! 866 01:00:39,291 --> 01:00:41,418 Huh? Huh? 867 01:00:41,493 --> 01:00:44,326 And now, ladies and gentlemen, please rise... 868 01:00:44,396 --> 01:00:46,330 for the national anthem. 869 01:00:46,398 --> 01:00:49,094 Hey, wait. Sit down! I'll grab 'em. Sit. Hey! 870 01:00:49,167 --> 01:00:51,431 - Beer! - ♪ ♪ 871 01:00:51,503 --> 01:00:53,698 Hey! Beer! 872 01:00:53,772 --> 01:00:56,969 Why is everybody standing? Excuse me. Cuckoo! 873 01:00:57,042 --> 01:00:59,135 Excuse me! Beer, please! 874 01:00:59,211 --> 01:01:02,203 There must be a fight or something. Everybody's standing up. 875 01:01:02,280 --> 01:01:04,407 Excuse me. Excuse me. Oh! 876 01:01:04,482 --> 01:01:07,007 - Hey! - Beers! 877 01:01:07,085 --> 01:01:09,713 Thank God one of you's got a goddamn pulse. 878 01:01:10,822 --> 01:01:12,756 Beer! 879 01:01:12,824 --> 01:01:16,021 Beer! Beer! 880 01:01:30,609 --> 01:01:33,635 Beer! 881 01:01:38,049 --> 01:01:41,416 No. No, not now! 882 01:01:50,195 --> 01:01:53,130 I'm sorry. Excuse me. My bad. I'm sorry. My bad. 883 01:01:55,133 --> 01:01:57,328 Damn it. Hey, Arlo. 884 01:01:57,402 --> 01:02:01,168 Move over. 885 01:02:01,239 --> 01:02:06,040 Don't tell me. Knicks are losing. Man, they suck! 886 01:02:08,046 --> 01:02:11,345 That Patrick Ewing, boy, he's a bum. 887 01:02:11,416 --> 01:02:15,079 I mean, 7' 10", and can't make an easy layup. That's just a waste of height. 888 01:02:15,153 --> 01:02:18,179 You seen Patrick Ewing's "Got Milk" commercial? 889 01:02:18,256 --> 01:02:23,193 Man, "Got Milk"? I had milk since I seen Patrick Ewing's ugly ass drinking it. 890 01:02:23,261 --> 01:02:25,889 He make a mother lactose intolerant. 891 01:02:27,899 --> 01:02:30,766 He look like a Haitian Sasquatch! 892 01:02:33,038 --> 01:02:35,097 Jamaican. 893 01:02:35,173 --> 01:02:37,266 Jamaican? 894 01:02:46,351 --> 01:02:49,650 Hi, Mr. Ewing. 895 01:02:49,721 --> 01:02:52,884 Mr. Ewing, I think you're beautiful. No! Mr. Ewing, wait. Mr. Ewing. 896 01:02:52,958 --> 01:02:55,756 Mr. Ewing! 897 01:02:58,330 --> 01:03:01,299 You're still ugly, motherfucker. 898 01:03:07,105 --> 01:03:10,336 So, how bad did I do? 899 01:03:10,408 --> 01:03:14,504 - Well, Vickers is signing the papers tomorrow. - Vickers is gonna sign? 900 01:03:14,579 --> 01:03:17,412 You're gonna get the account? 901 01:03:21,386 --> 01:03:23,718 You don't look happy. 902 01:03:23,788 --> 01:03:26,757 If it weren't for the fact Arlo Vickers is one-quarter man, three-quarters pig, 903 01:03:26,825 --> 01:03:28,793 you'd be gone. 904 01:03:28,860 --> 01:03:32,227 I'll see you Sunday at the hockey game. 905 01:03:32,297 --> 01:03:36,393 - I expect, for your sake, you'll be at your best? - Yes, sir. 906 01:03:36,468 --> 01:03:39,665 Don't worry about it. 907 01:03:39,738 --> 01:03:42,263 I can't smell a thing. 908 01:03:46,678 --> 01:03:49,476 ♪ Tell me again Be my baby again ♪ 909 01:03:52,550 --> 01:03:55,747 Pusher lady. 910 01:03:55,820 --> 01:03:57,879 Yeah? 911 01:03:59,524 --> 01:04:01,515 - Hey! Uh... - Lorraine. 912 01:04:11,336 --> 01:04:14,271 I've been watching you around campus, 913 01:04:14,339 --> 01:04:16,603 and I like what I've seen. 914 01:04:16,674 --> 01:04:19,142 Oh, I ain't mad at you, girl. 915 01:04:19,210 --> 01:04:22,145 Wait. Aren't you Janice's sorority sister? 916 01:04:22,213 --> 01:04:25,182 You know Janice, right? My girlfriend Janice? 917 01:04:25,250 --> 01:04:27,184 I know her. 918 01:04:28,853 --> 01:04:31,515 I thought we'd listen to a little music... 919 01:04:31,589 --> 01:04:35,116 and drink a little wine, get to know each other better. 920 01:04:35,193 --> 01:04:37,661 You know... 921 01:04:38,830 --> 01:04:40,957 I'm sorry. I didn't hear you. 922 01:04:41,032 --> 01:04:44,263 I'd like to get out of these clothes... 923 01:04:45,336 --> 01:04:49,136 and into... you. 924 01:04:49,207 --> 01:04:52,540 - They smack who's 'ho? - Excuse me? 925 01:04:52,610 --> 01:04:55,306 Sushi? No, I don't know him. 926 01:04:55,380 --> 01:04:59,146 Little brother, I don't know why you're trippin', okay? Because I am the bomb. 927 01:04:59,217 --> 01:05:02,050 And I can have any man I want, go anywhere I want, and I came here. 928 01:05:02,120 --> 01:05:04,213 I can hear you. 929 01:05:04,289 --> 01:05:07,281 I mean, I'm here with you. 930 01:05:08,460 --> 01:05:10,451 But I'm not supposed to be. 931 01:05:10,528 --> 01:05:12,996 Lorraine, you gotta go. 932 01:05:13,064 --> 01:05:15,897 I will... when I'm done. 933 01:05:20,472 --> 01:05:22,838 - Come with me. - Okay. 934 01:05:22,907 --> 01:05:25,842 Oh, no. Ouch! 935 01:05:25,910 --> 01:05:28,071 - Where are you going? - Um... 936 01:05:28,146 --> 01:05:31,638 I just, uh, came over here to... to get this. 937 01:05:31,716 --> 01:05:33,650 Ooh, a stapler! 938 01:05:33,718 --> 01:05:36,812 - That's so freaky! - Oh, yeah, that's me... Freaky Deeky, girl. 939 01:05:36,888 --> 01:05:40,016 - Mmm! Show me some more. - Okay, get on... 940 01:05:44,562 --> 01:05:46,496 Do you like these? 941 01:05:46,564 --> 01:05:50,364 Uh... yeah, that's nice. You make 'em yourself? 942 01:05:50,435 --> 01:05:53,836 No, silly. I had a doctor do 'em for me. 943 01:05:55,240 --> 01:05:57,936 Wow! 944 01:05:58,009 --> 01:06:02,537 - And what a mighty fine physician he was. God! - Go ahead and touch 'em. 945 01:06:02,614 --> 01:06:05,208 You know you want to. Don't be afraid. Touch 'em! 946 01:06:07,519 --> 01:06:11,114 Ooh! Ooh, you like it rough. 947 01:06:11,189 --> 01:06:14,215 Oh, God. 948 01:06:14,292 --> 01:06:16,226 That's different. 949 01:06:16,294 --> 01:06:18,262 Oh, oh, God. 950 01:06:18,329 --> 01:06:20,263 Mm. 951 01:06:20,331 --> 01:06:23,459 Mm. 952 01:06:24,969 --> 01:06:26,960 What's happening? 953 01:06:28,239 --> 01:06:30,400 What's the matter, baby? 954 01:06:30,475 --> 01:06:32,841 I can't feel my mouth. 955 01:06:32,911 --> 01:06:35,744 - Is it asleep? - Yes, my mouth is asleep. 956 01:06:35,813 --> 01:06:37,747 Let me wake it up. 957 01:06:40,385 --> 01:06:42,910 - You like this, don't you? - Yes. 958 01:06:49,694 --> 01:06:52,492 Oh! No, wait, wait. 959 01:06:52,564 --> 01:06:55,533 - This is your first time? - Well, actually, not my first time. 960 01:06:55,600 --> 01:06:57,568 My first time, I was about 17... 961 01:06:57,635 --> 01:06:59,626 Oh, it's... it's okay. 962 01:06:59,704 --> 01:07:03,299 I think you're sexy, and besides, you always remember your first. 963 01:07:03,374 --> 01:07:05,968 Oh, God. 964 01:07:07,512 --> 01:07:10,447 I can't feel nothing. I can't feel no... 965 01:07:10,515 --> 01:07:13,040 - Uh... Th-That... No, that's good. - You feel this, huh? 966 01:07:13,117 --> 01:07:15,449 Oh, yeah, that's good. 967 01:07:15,520 --> 01:07:18,580 What about this? 968 01:07:18,656 --> 01:07:21,955 - Oh, yeah. I feel that... - Take me. 969 01:07:24,362 --> 01:07:28,128 I would love to, but it looks like little homey's asleep. 970 01:07:28,199 --> 01:07:30,064 Huh? Oh, no. 971 01:07:30,134 --> 01:07:33,069 No. Wake up! Wake up! 972 01:07:33,137 --> 01:07:35,799 He's gonna wake up. He'll wake up. 973 01:07:35,873 --> 01:07:38,637 Wake up. Lorraine! No. 974 01:07:38,710 --> 01:07:41,406 Hold on! Don't leave! Wake up! 975 01:07:41,479 --> 01:07:44,073 Wake... 976 01:07:44,148 --> 01:07:46,480 I thought you liked women. 977 01:07:46,551 --> 01:07:48,951 I love women. 978 01:07:51,823 --> 01:07:54,815 - Good luck. - I love women. 979 01:07:54,892 --> 01:07:57,452 Oh, really? 980 01:07:57,528 --> 01:08:00,725 Hi, Janice. I'm glad to see you, baby. 981 01:08:00,798 --> 01:08:04,256 You cheated on me with that piece of trash? 982 01:08:04,335 --> 01:08:08,567 Baby, I didn't do anything. 983 01:08:08,640 --> 01:08:11,575 I couldn't even get it up. 984 01:08:26,291 --> 01:08:28,225 Ow. 985 01:08:32,697 --> 01:08:35,165 Oh, my God! He's OD'd! 986 01:08:35,233 --> 01:08:37,667 No, dog! Don't leave us, dog! 987 01:08:37,735 --> 01:08:40,260 Don't you go down that tunnel! 988 01:08:40,338 --> 01:08:42,306 Let me check his eyes. 989 01:08:42,373 --> 01:08:44,307 Damn it! His pupils are dilated. 990 01:08:44,375 --> 01:08:47,173 Dude, you gotta turn his head. If he pukes, he's gonna choke on his barf. 991 01:08:47,245 --> 01:08:49,805 Just back up, okay? He's gonna shit on himself. 992 01:08:49,881 --> 01:08:53,317 This is an epinephrine shot straight to the heart. 993 01:08:53,384 --> 01:08:55,477 It's the only way. 994 01:08:55,553 --> 01:08:57,817 No, let me do it. 995 01:08:57,889 --> 01:09:00,323 I love him. 996 01:09:03,695 --> 01:09:06,960 Call it an intervention. We were just trying to help you out, Darryl. 997 01:09:07,031 --> 01:09:10,694 Help me? Tim, let's say this gets out. 998 01:09:10,768 --> 01:09:13,293 People are gonna think I'm a smackhead. 999 01:09:13,371 --> 01:09:16,704 The word's "addict." And I think you should respect the problem, eh? 1000 01:09:16,774 --> 01:09:19,208 - I don't have a problem! - Don't yell at me. 1001 01:09:19,277 --> 01:09:21,370 I don't have a problem. 1002 01:09:21,446 --> 01:09:26,383 It was an experimental medicine given to me by the university, and it messed up my senses. 1003 01:09:26,451 --> 01:09:28,419 That and heroin? 1004 01:09:28,486 --> 01:09:30,716 - I am not on heroin! - Don't yell at me. 1005 01:09:30,788 --> 01:09:32,881 I'm not yelling at you. 1006 01:09:32,957 --> 01:09:35,221 Understand, I'm in a bad state. 1007 01:09:35,293 --> 01:09:37,887 And you, my friend, you're making it worse, okay? 1008 01:09:37,962 --> 01:09:40,692 My private life is a mess, and God knows what the hell's happening with my career. 1009 01:09:40,765 --> 01:09:42,756 And I'm not yelling at you. 1010 01:09:42,834 --> 01:09:46,361 To get Hell Night started off with a bang. 1011 01:09:46,437 --> 01:09:51,067 I'd like you little plebes to join me in a putrid bowl of liquid shit. 1012 01:09:51,142 --> 01:09:53,167 Sounds good. 1013 01:09:53,244 --> 01:09:55,212 - I'm buying. - Hey. 1014 01:09:57,482 --> 01:09:59,848 Witherspoon. There's my favorite jackass. 1015 01:09:59,917 --> 01:10:02,351 Hi, Scott. Sorry I'm late. 1016 01:10:02,420 --> 01:10:05,150 Oh, wow. Is that punch? Looks good. 1017 01:10:05,223 --> 01:10:07,919 It is good. Have a sip. 1018 01:10:07,992 --> 01:10:10,426 - Thanks, Scott. - You're surely welcome. 1019 01:10:20,204 --> 01:10:22,536 Yuck. 1020 01:10:23,875 --> 01:10:27,038 Holy crap. 1021 01:10:29,447 --> 01:10:31,745 A little bland. 1022 01:10:31,816 --> 01:10:36,150 Your final test before you enter the Kappa brotherhood is a tricky one. 1023 01:10:36,220 --> 01:10:39,656 Remember, a chain is only as strong as its weakest link. 1024 01:10:39,724 --> 01:10:42,989 And, Witherspoon, everybody knows you're the weakest link. 1025 01:10:43,060 --> 01:10:47,053 - Move it, scum! - Weak links must be forged in fire. 1026 01:10:47,131 --> 01:10:50,396 - Hold on, Scott. Scott... - Get over there, buddy. Come on now. 1027 01:10:50,468 --> 01:10:52,493 Let's go. Take the hits. 1028 01:10:52,570 --> 01:10:55,004 Aah! Yeah, like that. 1029 01:10:55,072 --> 01:10:57,472 - I don't feel anything. - Aah! You suck! 1030 01:10:57,542 --> 01:10:59,305 Aah! 1031 01:10:59,377 --> 01:11:00,901 - Aah! - Jesus. 1032 01:11:00,978 --> 01:11:02,946 Yeah! 1033 01:11:05,416 --> 01:11:07,748 My mama hits harder than that. 1034 01:11:10,188 --> 01:11:12,452 Yeah! 1035 01:11:22,066 --> 01:11:24,694 Tonight, your Panthers face off against the mighty team... 1036 01:11:24,769 --> 01:11:27,465 from Astoria University for a chance to lead the division... 1037 01:11:27,538 --> 01:11:30,029 in something other than tuition. 1038 01:11:30,107 --> 01:11:33,201 Chet, the Panthers haven't beaten Astoria in 30 years, 1039 01:11:33,277 --> 01:11:35,973 but with Witherspoon in net this charged-up Stratford crowd... 1040 01:11:36,047 --> 01:11:39,141 has found a reason to believe. 1041 01:11:39,217 --> 01:11:42,414 And Astoria takes the face-off and races down the ice... 1042 01:11:42,487 --> 01:11:44,853 towards star goalie Witherspoon. 1043 01:11:49,193 --> 01:11:52,458 Oh! Witherspoon takes out one of the good guys! 1044 01:11:52,530 --> 01:11:55,055 And Astoria picks up a gimme. 1045 01:11:55,867 --> 01:11:58,028 Yeah! 1046 01:11:58,102 --> 01:12:00,093 Whoo! 1047 01:12:00,171 --> 01:12:03,402 - Goddamn! - Ah, God! Come on! 1048 01:12:03,474 --> 01:12:06,671 I'm gonna get outta here. Let's go. 1049 01:12:06,744 --> 01:12:10,202 With five minutes left, Astoria leads by 12. 1050 01:12:13,117 --> 01:12:15,813 Where is it? Where is it? 1051 01:12:15,887 --> 01:12:18,651 This sucks! 1052 01:12:22,093 --> 01:12:24,584 Janice, baby, please be home. 1053 01:12:28,499 --> 01:12:30,763 Don't say anything, please. 1054 01:12:32,169 --> 01:12:36,003 Oh. God, this is so hard for me. 1055 01:12:36,073 --> 01:12:39,907 I'm sorry. You believed in me when nobody else did. 1056 01:12:39,977 --> 01:12:43,105 You made me feel special, and I let you down. 1057 01:12:43,180 --> 01:12:46,172 I betrayed you; I hurt you. 1058 01:12:46,250 --> 01:12:49,151 And because of that, I might lose something that I want so much. 1059 01:12:49,220 --> 01:12:51,484 I'm not gonna lose it without a fight. 1060 01:12:51,556 --> 01:12:54,024 Look, I know this sounds crazy, but... I think I love you. 1061 01:12:54,091 --> 01:12:58,460 I love the way you feel; I love the way you smell; I love your body. 1062 01:12:58,529 --> 01:13:01,623 Damn, baby, your breasts got big! Ohh! 1063 01:13:01,699 --> 01:13:04,293 No! 1064 01:13:04,368 --> 01:13:07,030 Daddy, what... 1065 01:13:07,104 --> 01:13:09,436 Darryl? 1066 01:13:09,507 --> 01:13:12,806 This is the guy I was telling you about. 1067 01:13:12,877 --> 01:13:14,970 Darryl? 1068 01:13:15,046 --> 01:13:17,480 Mr. Tyson? What the hell are you doing here? 1069 01:13:17,548 --> 01:13:20,722 - This is my daughter. - That's your father? 1070 01:13:21,519 --> 01:13:24,044 So your mama must be black. 1071 01:13:24,121 --> 01:13:27,556 Mr. Tyson, are you dipping in the chocolate? 1072 01:13:28,826 --> 01:13:31,989 Is this the young man you've been seeing? 1073 01:13:32,063 --> 01:13:34,759 Save your breath. I've already given myself the lecture. 1074 01:13:34,832 --> 01:13:38,029 Now I'm gonna give you the lecture, Darryl. 1075 01:13:42,373 --> 01:13:46,241 Next time you wanna pull that whole sweet, honest, decent young man con, 1076 01:13:46,310 --> 01:13:47,834 do it on someone else. 1077 01:13:47,912 --> 01:13:50,472 It wasn't a con. I am that man. 1078 01:13:50,548 --> 01:13:54,416 - Spare me, Darryl. - I'm just going through a whole lot of stuff right now, okay? 1079 01:13:54,485 --> 01:13:57,511 - What stuff? - Well... 1080 01:13:57,588 --> 01:13:59,818 You know, I don't want to hear it. 1081 01:13:59,890 --> 01:14:03,485 Look, it doesn't matter, okay? Lt'll all be over soon, I promise. 1082 01:14:03,561 --> 01:14:05,756 Look, I'm every bit the man I said I was. 1083 01:14:05,830 --> 01:14:09,527 - Why should I believe you? - Because I need you to. 1084 01:14:11,869 --> 01:14:14,429 Come on. Trust me. 1085 01:14:14,505 --> 01:14:16,700 I wish I could. 1086 01:14:16,774 --> 01:14:19,572 J... 1087 01:14:32,289 --> 01:14:34,280 Hey. 1088 01:14:39,864 --> 01:14:43,300 Tim. Where you been, man? I've been looking all over town for you. 1089 01:14:43,367 --> 01:14:45,801 - Look, I need your help, bro. - Yeah, anything. 1090 01:14:45,870 --> 01:14:49,306 All right. Look. Tomorrow's the final competition for the Smythe-Bates job. 1091 01:14:49,373 --> 01:14:52,365 Dude, I gotta study. Will you help me? 1092 01:14:53,711 --> 01:14:55,645 Hell, yeah. 1093 01:14:57,114 --> 01:15:00,049 I appreciate you helping me study like this, Dad. 1094 01:15:00,117 --> 01:15:03,143 I'm not going to help you; they are. 1095 01:15:12,763 --> 01:15:17,462 - When growth funds do well, value funds do what? - Not so well. 1096 01:15:17,535 --> 01:15:20,299 - As you can see... - Mm-hmm. 1097 01:15:20,371 --> 01:15:23,431 Is perfect competition possible? The analytic model... 1098 01:15:23,507 --> 01:15:28,103 - When growth funds do well, value funds do... - Not so well. 1099 01:15:28,179 --> 01:15:31,876 - Because? - Because I said so. Can we move on? 1100 01:15:31,949 --> 01:15:35,350 That isn't enough, Scott. What you're missing is the reason why. 1101 01:15:35,419 --> 01:15:39,788 No, what I'm missing is the latte I ordered ten minutes ago. 1102 01:15:44,495 --> 01:15:47,020 Well, I drink like a squid. 1103 01:15:47,098 --> 01:15:49,692 The NASDAQ rebounded sharply from last week's slump... 1104 01:15:49,767 --> 01:15:52,930 Hey, my stocks are up. 1105 01:15:53,003 --> 01:15:56,370 That doesn't make sense. Hey, smack him on the ass with that thing, will ya? 1106 01:15:56,440 --> 01:15:59,034 Yeah, do it. No, don't do it. I'm kidding. 1107 01:15:59,110 --> 01:16:01,544 - You really know this stuff. - Yeah. 1108 01:16:01,612 --> 01:16:05,048 Yeah, I like it rough. But you gotta speak up. I can't hear you! 1109 01:16:18,362 --> 01:16:21,126 Janice? Baby? 1110 01:16:21,198 --> 01:16:24,463 Janice, it's me, Darryl. Come on, baby. Pick up. 1111 01:16:29,907 --> 01:16:33,843 No, I don't think the vice chairman of the Federal Reserve would do that in this case. 1112 01:16:33,911 --> 01:16:36,573 Uh-huh. And who are you to say that? 1113 01:16:36,647 --> 01:16:39,309 The, um, vice chairman of the Federal Reserve. 1114 01:16:39,383 --> 01:16:42,614 - Ouch. - But the bottom dropped out of the market... 1115 01:16:42,686 --> 01:16:46,850 - In 1976 because of a hurricane that destroyed the crops. - All right! 1116 01:16:46,924 --> 01:16:49,859 In between manufacturers of gross media parts is ignored, 1117 01:16:49,927 --> 01:16:51,986 as is the chain of events that goes... 1118 01:16:52,062 --> 01:16:55,691 "l" equals delta... 1119 01:16:55,766 --> 01:16:58,200 Dog, you gotta go, eh? 1120 01:16:58,269 --> 01:17:00,999 I can't go, man. I still don't have this chart down. 1121 01:17:01,071 --> 01:17:04,370 Dude, you've been studying your ass off all night. 1122 01:17:04,441 --> 01:17:08,878 - Put some faith in fate. You're the man. - All right. 1123 01:17:08,946 --> 01:17:12,712 I think this Protocol 563 is finally leaving my system. 1124 01:17:15,419 --> 01:17:19,150 Hey, dog, I just wanted to thank... 1125 01:17:19,223 --> 01:17:21,555 - Forget it. - I'll take care of the tip. 1126 01:17:21,625 --> 01:17:23,559 All right. 1127 01:17:37,241 --> 01:17:39,106 Oh, no! 1128 01:17:39,176 --> 01:17:41,110 No! 1129 01:17:42,479 --> 01:17:44,413 Excuse me. I'm sorry. Excuse me. 1130 01:17:44,481 --> 01:17:47,348 Excuse me. Excuse me. Excuse me. Excuse me. 1131 01:17:47,418 --> 01:17:49,477 - Hey, what's up? - Hi. Hey. 1132 01:17:49,553 --> 01:17:51,487 - How you doing? - Hey, listen. 1133 01:17:51,555 --> 01:17:54,285 I was wondering if you could show me where the Smythe-Bates building is. 1134 01:17:54,358 --> 01:17:56,326 - You can't see? - Mm-mm, no. 1135 01:17:56,393 --> 01:18:00,352 - You visually in-com-paired? - Impaired. 1136 01:18:00,431 --> 01:18:02,661 Yeah, I can help you out, man. 1137 01:18:02,733 --> 01:18:05,759 - Oh, thank you, man. Thank you, brother. - Brothers gotta stick together. 1138 01:18:05,836 --> 01:18:09,169 - Oh, definitely. Thank you, brother. - Yeah, yeah. 1139 01:18:09,240 --> 01:18:11,174 - You know, I know a shortcut. - Oh, really? 1140 01:18:11,242 --> 01:18:13,176 - Yeah. This way. - Oh, thank you. Thank you. 1141 01:18:13,244 --> 01:18:16,042 - Quick, hurry. - Thank God I met someone like you. 1142 01:18:16,113 --> 01:18:18,877 - No, thank God I met somebody like you. - Huh? 1143 01:18:46,076 --> 01:18:49,443 No, I don't have it. Please, please... 1144 01:18:49,513 --> 01:18:52,710 Just leave me alone. Go away! Stop it! 1145 01:18:57,321 --> 01:19:00,154 Excuse me. Excuse me. 1146 01:19:02,426 --> 01:19:06,760 Excuse me, sir. Can you show me where the suits are? The drawers? Something. 1147 01:19:06,830 --> 01:19:09,355 - This guy is on break right here, brother. - Oh, how you doing? 1148 01:19:09,433 --> 01:19:12,527 - Maybe I can help you. - I've got this interview across the street in ten minutes. 1149 01:19:12,603 --> 01:19:15,436 I just got robbed. That's why I'm sitting in your store assed out. 1150 01:19:15,506 --> 01:19:19,636 - Look! Literally! - Yeah. Come on. Come on. This way. Follow me. 1151 01:19:19,710 --> 01:19:22,577 Listen, my man. I got $50 in my right sock. 1152 01:19:22,646 --> 01:19:25,581 I need this suit. I will come back tomorrow and pay you, I promise. 1153 01:19:25,649 --> 01:19:29,016 - Okay. Young blind brother, I'm gonna fix you up real good. - My man. 1154 01:19:29,086 --> 01:19:31,884 Smythe-Bates. May I help you? 1155 01:19:31,956 --> 01:19:35,392 Excuse me. Is this the 12th floor? 1156 01:19:35,459 --> 01:19:38,553 - Yes. Sir, may I help you? - Yes. 1157 01:19:38,629 --> 01:19:40,563 Where's the men's room? 1158 01:19:43,834 --> 01:19:45,699 What the... 1159 01:19:45,769 --> 01:19:48,932 No! I'll kill him! 1160 01:19:49,006 --> 01:19:51,873 Aw, shit! Oh, what else can go wrong? 1161 01:19:55,546 --> 01:19:59,277 No! No! 1162 01:19:59,350 --> 01:20:02,046 No! 1163 01:20:02,119 --> 01:20:04,451 No! 1164 01:20:04,521 --> 01:20:07,183 The drug just has to pass through your system. 1165 01:20:07,257 --> 01:20:09,282 Trust me, you'll know when it's gone. 1166 01:20:09,360 --> 01:20:11,351 Oh, no. 1167 01:20:19,570 --> 01:20:21,868 Together. 1168 01:20:21,939 --> 01:20:25,204 Get... your shit together. 1169 01:20:27,111 --> 01:20:30,376 I'm gonna pay you guys back. 1170 01:20:32,282 --> 01:20:36,116 Can you believe me and the boys in Leverage Buyout got into a water fight? 1171 01:20:36,186 --> 01:20:39,587 No. They're ready for you... now. 1172 01:20:39,656 --> 01:20:43,649 - What time is it? - Twenty after. 1173 01:20:43,727 --> 01:20:47,595 I made it. You're going to have to excuse the suit. 1174 01:20:47,664 --> 01:20:50,599 Come to find out, I'm allergic to everything but polyester. 1175 01:20:50,667 --> 01:20:54,068 My, uh, doctor prescribed this suit for me. 1176 01:20:55,806 --> 01:20:58,172 Ladies and gentlemen, we would like to welcome you... 1177 01:20:58,242 --> 01:21:00,506 here on this day of final competition... 1178 01:21:00,577 --> 01:21:02,943 for the position of junior analyst. 1179 01:21:03,013 --> 01:21:06,210 And we'll begin our questioning with you, Mr. Thorpe. 1180 01:21:06,283 --> 01:21:09,514 Now, in structuring a portfolio for your client, 1181 01:21:09,586 --> 01:21:12,020 what are the three most important rules? 1182 01:21:12,089 --> 01:21:15,422 Well, first thing I'd do is talk to my client about his long-term goals. 1183 01:21:15,492 --> 01:21:18,154 - Once those are explained to me... - Goods and services... 1184 01:21:18,228 --> 01:21:21,129 are exempt from the discounting which classical theory demands. 1185 01:21:21,198 --> 01:21:24,725 The effect of taxes defined by the Laffer Curve cannot be considered as valid... 1186 01:21:24,802 --> 01:21:29,762 The leverage gained by buying on the market will multiply your returns... 1187 01:21:29,840 --> 01:21:32,536 For our primary analysis, equity can't be considered in the same tier as secured debt. 1188 01:21:32,609 --> 01:21:36,101 Small cap funds overpower high cap funds over time... 1189 01:21:36,180 --> 01:21:39,081 If the poison pill doesn't work, you got a proxy war that's gonna depress your price. 1190 01:21:39,149 --> 01:21:41,617 At this point, we would excuse three of our contestants. 1191 01:21:41,685 --> 01:21:45,086 Fine job. Show them our appreciation. 1192 01:21:45,155 --> 01:21:48,124 Mr. Auseppe, why would the Federal Reserve have resorted to this? 1193 01:21:48,192 --> 01:21:51,821 I believe that would be in order to maintain a constant rate of growth... 1194 01:21:51,895 --> 01:21:56,355 while avoiding incurring any excess inflation. 1195 01:21:56,433 --> 01:21:59,664 Thank you, Mr. Auseppe. You may step down. And fine job. 1196 01:22:01,905 --> 01:22:04,135 Now, we are down to our final two contestants: 1197 01:22:04,208 --> 01:22:06,676 - Mr. Scott Thorpe... - You lost your bitches, pimp daddy? 1198 01:22:06,743 --> 01:22:09,473 - And Mr. Darryl Witherspoon. - What's up? 1199 01:22:09,546 --> 01:22:11,810 Mr. Thorpe, if you were to be given control... 1200 01:22:11,882 --> 01:22:14,646 of the Smythe-Bates venture capital fund, 1201 01:22:14,718 --> 01:22:17,084 where would you take it over the next five years? 1202 01:22:17,154 --> 01:22:19,748 Well, I think start-up industries in emerging markets... 1203 01:22:19,823 --> 01:22:22,758 are the kind of low-risk, high-gain strategy I would pursue. 1204 01:22:22,826 --> 01:22:26,091 Ah, so the rich get richer off the sweat of the poor, right, Scott? 1205 01:22:26,163 --> 01:22:28,097 Maybe you should pay a visit... 1206 01:22:28,165 --> 01:22:30,326 to one of those emerging markets you're so eager to exploit. 1207 01:22:30,400 --> 01:22:33,028 I summered in Cancun. 1208 01:22:33,103 --> 01:22:37,369 If that were me, I'd start a community-based bank and invest in areas... 1209 01:22:37,441 --> 01:22:39,432 that these larger banks abandon. 1210 01:22:39,510 --> 01:22:42,946 Abandon for good reason. That's why the poor get poorer. 1211 01:22:43,013 --> 01:22:46,676 - Who taught you that? Your father? - Where's your father tonight? 1212 01:22:46,750 --> 01:22:49,275 I'm about to kick your little ass. That's where he's at. 1213 01:22:49,353 --> 01:22:51,787 Gentlemen, please. Let's keep it civil. 1214 01:22:51,855 --> 01:22:54,323 We've got two excellent answers. Looks like we have a tie here. 1215 01:22:54,391 --> 01:22:56,359 - Mm-hmm. - Professor Engel? 1216 01:22:56,426 --> 01:22:59,395 All right, gentlemen. This last question is not a simple one, 1217 01:22:59,463 --> 01:23:02,899 so I suggest that you choose your answers very carefully. 1218 01:23:02,966 --> 01:23:08,336 Now, looking at this chart, what should the Federal Reserve choose to do? 1219 01:23:08,405 --> 01:23:12,068 If I were, say, vice chairman of the Federal Reserve, 1220 01:23:12,142 --> 01:23:14,201 I'd raise rates. 1221 01:23:14,278 --> 01:23:16,337 Excellent. 1222 01:23:16,413 --> 01:23:18,677 - Mm-hmm. - Why? 1223 01:23:18,749 --> 01:23:21,718 Hmm? "Why"? 1224 01:23:23,120 --> 01:23:27,454 Because... That's a good question. 1225 01:23:27,524 --> 01:23:29,651 L... 1226 01:23:29,726 --> 01:23:33,162 Uh, I have to say that I... 1227 01:23:33,230 --> 01:23:35,198 don't know the answer. 1228 01:23:37,434 --> 01:23:41,165 Mr. Witherspoon? Mr. Witherspoon? 1229 01:23:42,406 --> 01:23:44,874 Yo! 1230 01:23:44,942 --> 01:23:47,706 Oh. Why raise the rates? 1231 01:23:47,778 --> 01:23:52,078 Well... because of this chart reflecting Simon's theory. 1232 01:23:52,149 --> 01:23:55,118 John Simon, born in 1908 in Westbridge, Indiana, 1233 01:23:55,185 --> 01:23:58,484 predicts the future of inflation with the formula: 1234 01:23:58,555 --> 01:24:02,013 I = delta MP over the square of T. 1235 01:24:02,092 --> 01:24:04,788 Thus, requiring federal correction... 1236 01:24:04,861 --> 01:24:09,628 as evidenced by the board in 1958, '67 and 1984. 1237 01:24:20,143 --> 01:24:22,805 Darryl, you've got the job. 1238 01:24:25,716 --> 01:24:28,150 Wow! 1239 01:24:28,218 --> 01:24:30,584 Thank you. 1240 01:24:30,654 --> 01:24:33,919 Ebonically speaking, I know my shit. 1241 01:24:36,026 --> 01:24:38,620 Thank you! 1242 01:24:51,908 --> 01:24:56,208 Wait. Hold up, people, please. I have something to say. 1243 01:24:58,315 --> 01:25:00,806 I cheated. 1244 01:25:02,653 --> 01:25:06,749 No, not today. I studied very hard for this test today. 1245 01:25:08,425 --> 01:25:11,656 But I had an extra edge in becoming a finalist. 1246 01:25:11,728 --> 01:25:15,129 Not my athletic talent and not money. 1247 01:25:16,300 --> 01:25:19,326 And it wasn't my daddy. 1248 01:25:19,403 --> 01:25:21,598 - It was an experimental drug. - Oh! 1249 01:25:21,672 --> 01:25:24,800 But it wasn't heroin! 1250 01:25:24,875 --> 01:25:28,834 - He's not on the horse. - Tim, shut up. 1251 01:25:28,912 --> 01:25:31,574 Sorry, but he's not using. 1252 01:25:33,450 --> 01:25:36,351 It's all right. 1253 01:25:38,155 --> 01:25:40,350 Mr. Tyson, Mr. Bellweather, 1254 01:25:40,424 --> 01:25:42,984 I'm sorry. 1255 01:25:43,060 --> 01:25:45,995 I was just willing to do anything to become a Smythe-Bates man, 1256 01:25:46,063 --> 01:25:48,827 even the wrong thing. 1257 01:25:48,899 --> 01:25:52,357 I want you to know I do deserve the job, 1258 01:25:52,436 --> 01:25:55,872 even though I didn't earn it honestly. 1259 01:25:57,808 --> 01:26:02,245 And that's the whole story. Look, I'm sorry if I let you guys down. 1260 01:26:02,312 --> 01:26:05,679 You can't cut me off! I'm your son! You love me! 1261 01:26:05,749 --> 01:26:08,183 Remember that time you almost said it? 1262 01:26:08,251 --> 01:26:12,187 Well, folks, the board has come to a decision. 1263 01:26:12,255 --> 01:26:16,282 There will be no junior analyst position awarded this year. 1264 01:26:16,360 --> 01:26:19,761 But you still proved yourself the most impressive candidate. 1265 01:26:19,830 --> 01:26:22,230 Come on, kids. 1266 01:26:22,299 --> 01:26:26,065 Darryl, do you think that I was a junior analyst right out of Stratford? 1267 01:26:26,136 --> 01:26:28,229 Yeah. 1268 01:26:28,305 --> 01:26:31,741 - Darryl, Daddy started in the mail room. - Get outta here! 1269 01:26:31,808 --> 01:26:35,403 I tried to be the junior analyst, but... I didn't come from money. 1270 01:26:35,479 --> 01:26:38,414 I didn't play sports, so... Sound familiar? 1271 01:26:38,482 --> 01:26:41,610 So what are you saying? That you wasn't a Smythe-Bates man either? 1272 01:26:41,685 --> 01:26:44,518 But I am, because I know my job and I work hard. 1273 01:26:44,588 --> 01:26:47,523 Do you know who that reminds me of? 1274 01:26:48,992 --> 01:26:51,324 - Me. - That's right. 1275 01:26:51,395 --> 01:26:54,421 You are a Smythe-Bates man too, 1276 01:26:54,498 --> 01:26:57,296 so you're going to have a second chance. 1277 01:26:57,367 --> 01:27:00,359 At the point of graduation, you'll be given a job in the mail room. 1278 01:27:00,437 --> 01:27:02,871 Doesn't sound like much, but if you work hard, 1279 01:27:02,939 --> 01:27:05,373 in a year you'll make a fine junior analyst. 1280 01:27:07,377 --> 01:27:09,811 Maybe a great son-in-law too? 1281 01:27:09,880 --> 01:27:11,814 Don't push it. 1282 01:27:11,882 --> 01:27:13,713 - Heh-heh! - Cool. 1283 01:27:25,262 --> 01:27:29,358 Everybody, a toast to my baby Darryl. 1284 01:27:29,433 --> 01:27:32,402 Thank you for everything that you've done for us. 1285 01:27:32,469 --> 01:27:34,869 And good luck tomorrow... 1286 01:27:34,938 --> 01:27:38,237 on your first day as a junior analyst at Smythe-Bates. 1287 01:27:38,308 --> 01:27:40,299 Darius! 1288 01:27:40,377 --> 01:27:44,507 Touch that champagne bottle one more time, I'm gonna use your little ass as a cork! 1289 01:27:46,683 --> 01:27:51,017 Tim, let me take the camera so I can shoot you and your new girlfriend. 1290 01:27:51,087 --> 01:27:53,021 Go stand over there. 1291 01:27:53,089 --> 01:27:56,024 I just wanna make a toast, eh? 1292 01:27:56,092 --> 01:27:59,493 Uh... Come here, honey. 1293 01:27:59,563 --> 01:28:01,963 - I hate those things too, but... - Get in there, Lorraine. 1294 01:28:02,032 --> 01:28:04,000 Ahsalam, Mrs. W. 1295 01:28:04,067 --> 01:28:06,092 To... To Darryl. 1296 01:28:06,169 --> 01:28:09,605 To your continued success on Wall Street, eh? 1297 01:28:09,673 --> 01:28:12,608 Thank you. 1298 01:28:12,676 --> 01:28:15,645 Ma, are you gonna take me up on my offer? 1299 01:28:15,712 --> 01:28:19,375 Darryl, I've lived here all my life. Besides, the place looks so nice now. 1300 01:28:19,449 --> 01:28:21,542 But it's such a bad neighborhood. 1301 01:28:21,618 --> 01:28:26,236 Why don't you let me move you over to the East Side, to a deluxe apartment, hmm? 1302 01:28:29,869 --> 01:28:39,869 Translation and subtitles by PEPPER and LALASPAIN *** SONG LIVES FOR EVER *** 1303 01:29:10,294 --> 01:29:13,181 - Hi. How are you? - Fine. 1304 01:29:14,148 --> 01:29:17,506 Translation and subtitles by PEPPER and LALASPAIN *** SONG LIVES FOR EVER *** 1305 01:29:17,607 --> 01:29:19,541 ♪ We be movin' on up ♪ 1306 01:29:19,609 --> 01:29:23,238 - ♪ La la la-la-la la la ♪ - ♪ To the East Side ♪ 1307 01:29:23,313 --> 01:29:27,181 - ♪ La la la-la-la la la ♪ - ♪ Trying to do business is cramping my style ♪ 1308 01:29:27,250 --> 01:29:32,517 - ♪ We be movin' on up to the East Side ♪ - ♪ La la la-la-la la la ♪ 1309 01:29:32,589 --> 01:29:37,390 - ♪ And it looks like we're gonna get some of the pie ♪ - ♪ La la la-la-la ♪ 1310 01:29:37,460 --> 01:29:39,826 ♪ Always aim at the right gate Make you bite eight ♪ 1311 01:29:39,896 --> 01:29:42,160 ♪ Run the jugs on the lightweight Monopolize green ♪ 1312 01:29:42,232 --> 01:29:44,564 ♪ Front lawn, home of thieves Baby, burners get squeezed ♪ 1313 01:29:44,634 --> 01:29:47,000 ♪ Move up, move in Apartment 22-N ♪ 1314 01:29:47,070 --> 01:29:49,664 ♪ Forty-four's for the man Trip's put into it ♪ 1315 01:29:49,739 --> 01:29:52,003 ♪ Shady broad's off to a friend Who hate us ♪ 1316 01:29:52,075 --> 01:29:54,270 ♪ Little Kevin double jammed On the lam now in Vegas ♪ 1317 01:29:54,344 --> 01:29:56,744 ♪ Playin' Biggie, mo' money, mo' jiggy Pick me ♪ 1318 01:29:56,813 --> 01:29:58,940 ♪ The mo' stones the mo' iffy Top ten ♪ 1319 01:29:59,015 --> 01:30:01,848 ♪ Smokin' pain in the range with my nigga Sharkaine Rose fair ♪ 1320 01:30:01,918 --> 01:30:03,852 ♪ People on the street Broken nose, red ♪ 1321 01:30:03,920 --> 01:30:06,252 ♪ All of us we be tough If you ain't eatin' this up ♪ 1322 01:30:06,323 --> 01:30:08,917 ♪ Like we might fold Several niggas runnin' like it's white gold ♪ 1323 01:30:08,992 --> 01:30:10,687 ♪ Dyin' hope, denying it ain't the right gold ♪ 1324 01:30:10,760 --> 01:30:13,194 - ♪ Where you from ♪ - ♪ Brooklyn, baby Brooklyn, baby ♪ 1325 01:30:13,263 --> 01:30:15,527 ♪ El Capitan Call me John if you call, baby ♪ 1326 01:30:15,599 --> 01:30:20,059 - ♪ Movin' on up ♪ - ♪ Looks like you'll be moving up ♪ 1327 01:30:20,136 --> 01:30:24,505 - ♪ Hey, hey ♪ - ♪ La la la-la-la la la ♪ 1328 01:30:24,574 --> 01:30:29,637 - ♪ We be movin' on up ♪ - ♪ Looks like you'll be moving up ♪ 1329 01:30:29,713 --> 01:30:31,510 ♪ Hey, hey ♪ 1330 01:30:31,581 --> 01:30:35,278 - ♪ And it looks like you're gonna get some of the pie ♪ - ♪ La la la-la-la ♪ 1331 01:30:35,352 --> 01:30:37,616 ♪ You ain't fresh Uh-uh, naw, baby ♪ 1332 01:30:37,687 --> 01:30:40,053 ♪ Everybody wanna be a superstar, baby ♪ 1333 01:30:40,123 --> 01:30:42,956 ♪ I didn't get the dough to act like I'm better than you ♪ 1334 01:30:43,026 --> 01:30:45,017 ♪ I just got things to do ♪ 1335 01:30:45,095 --> 01:30:47,154 ♪ Ooh-la-la, oui, oui Freak freak ♪ 1336 01:30:47,230 --> 01:30:49,562 ♪ You say you want trim You say you want chic ♪ 1337 01:30:49,633 --> 01:30:51,726 ♪ And honey dips rubbin' on your money clip ♪ 1338 01:30:51,801 --> 01:30:54,429 ♪ Hangin' at your place Boardwalk and Park Place ♪ 1339 01:30:54,504 --> 01:30:56,597 ♪ Acting all cool Look at you higher livin' ♪ 1340 01:30:56,673 --> 01:30:59,233 ♪ Meanwhile, your style's played out like racism ♪ 1341 01:30:59,309 --> 01:31:01,573 ♪ Me, I'm fresh out of love It's quite tragic ♪ 1342 01:31:01,645 --> 01:31:04,045 ♪ When all they wanna do is inspect my gadget ♪ 1343 01:31:04,114 --> 01:31:06,412 ♪ And change a Superman to Clark Kent ♪ 1344 01:31:06,483 --> 01:31:08,576 ♪ All for the sake of fake amusement ♪ 1345 01:31:08,652 --> 01:31:12,213 ♪ She said What do you consider fun ♪ 1346 01:31:12,288 --> 01:31:14,518 - ♪ Consider yourself done ♪ - ♪ Movin' on up ♪ 1347 01:31:14,591 --> 01:31:17,651 - ♪ Looks like you'll be movin' up ♪ - ♪ To the East Side ♪ 1348 01:31:17,727 --> 01:31:19,820 - ♪ Hey, hey ♪ - ♪ Come on, baby ♪ 1349 01:31:19,896 --> 01:31:22,524 - ♪ La la la-la-la la la ♪ - ♪ Trying to do business is cramping my style ♪ 1350 01:31:22,599 --> 01:31:27,627 - ♪ Oh, hey ♪ - ♪ Looks like you'll be movin' up ♪ 1351 01:31:27,704 --> 01:31:30,400 - ♪ Baby, looks like we gonna get some grief ♪ - ♪ La la la-la-la ♪ 1352 01:31:30,473 --> 01:31:33,033 ♪ Hey, said I ♪ 1353 01:31:33,109 --> 01:31:36,374 ♪ Been trying this rocky road for so long ♪ 1354 01:31:36,446 --> 01:31:38,380 ♪ Still I had to hold on ♪ 1355 01:31:38,448 --> 01:31:41,144 ♪ I'm trying to make that dough to move on ♪ 1356 01:31:41,217 --> 01:31:43,151 ♪ Papa told me Stay strong ♪ 1357 01:31:43,219 --> 01:31:46,347 ♪ The time has come to make that change ♪ 1358 01:31:46,423 --> 01:31:51,156 ♪ Whoa, here comes the sun There goes the rain ♪ 1359 01:31:51,227 --> 01:31:55,926 ♪ Hey, hey Take that first step to tomorrow ♪ 1360 01:31:55,999 --> 01:32:00,732 ♪ Hey, hey Life may bring you joy or sorrow ♪ 1361 01:32:00,804 --> 01:32:05,571 ♪ Whoa, now I'm dotting my I's and crossing my T's ♪ 1362 01:32:05,642 --> 01:32:09,806 ♪ Lord, yeah, I'm movin' up and takin' care of my biz ♪ 1363 01:32:09,879 --> 01:32:11,938 ♪ Whoa-oh ♪ 1364 01:32:12,015 --> 01:32:15,041 - ♪ Looks like you'll be movin' up ♪ - ♪ To the East Side ♪ 1365 01:32:15,118 --> 01:32:19,680 ♪ ♪ ♪ La la la-la-la la la ♪ 1366 01:32:19,756 --> 01:32:21,724 ♪ Whoa, oh, yeah ♪ 1367 01:32:21,791 --> 01:32:26,160 - ♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪ - ♪ Looks like you'll be movin' up ♪ 1368 01:32:26,229 --> 01:32:28,527 ♪ La la la-la-la ♪ 1369 01:32:31,034 --> 01:32:35,767 - ♪ Looks like you'll be movin' up ♪ - ♪ Hey, hey ♪ 1370 01:32:35,839 --> 01:32:39,297 ♪ La la la-la-la la la ♪ 1371 01:32:39,375 --> 01:32:40,865 ♪ We be movin' on up ♪ 1372 01:32:40,944 --> 01:32:43,970 - ♪ Looks like you'll be movin' up ♪ - ♪ To the East Side ♪ 1373 01:32:44,047 --> 01:32:49,679 - ♪ Hey, hey ♪ - ♪ La la la-la-la ♪ 1374 01:32:49,753 --> 01:32:52,051 ♪ You ain't fresh Uh-uh, naw, baby ♪ 1375 01:32:52,122 --> 01:32:54,454 ♪ Everybody wanna be a superstar, baby ♪ 1376 01:32:54,524 --> 01:32:57,288 ♪ I didn't get the dough to act like I'm better than you ♪ 1377 01:32:57,360 --> 01:32:59,328 ♪ I just got things to do ♪ 1378 01:32:59,395 --> 01:33:01,590 ♪ Ooh-la-la, oui, oui Freak freak ♪ 1379 01:33:01,664 --> 01:33:03,962 ♪ You say you want trim You say you want chic ♪ 1380 01:33:04,033 --> 01:33:06,126 ♪ And honey dips rubbin' on your money clip ♪ 1381 01:33:06,202 --> 01:33:08,830 ♪ Hangin' at your place Boardwalk and Park Place ♪ 1382 01:33:08,905 --> 01:33:10,964 ♪ Acting all cool Look at you higher livin' ♪ 1383 01:33:11,040 --> 01:33:13,600 ♪ Meanwhile, your style's played out like racism ♪ ♪